top Two court jesters of the world

off my t blocker for a lil bit (mostly voluntarily, i have spiro that i am choosing not to take because fuck spiro) and oh my god the lust. the lust is back. i fr cannot make eye contact with a couple of my friends or else i start wanting to pin them to the wall. this must be what being in heat is like. if i was taking prog at the same time both i and many of those aforementioned couple of friends would be pregnant. i need to be put down like a sick dog

i am going to fuck this woman or die trying

Don't jerk off in anger

In my experience, one of the reasons the idea of "brain gender" is such a persistent gremlin even in ostensibly progressive spaces is that a lot of folks haven't really abandoned the bioessentialist framework of gender, they've just modified it to include trans people, and trans-inclusive bioessentialism falls apart if brain gender isn't real.

*getting sushi in cleveland* ohio gozaimasu

imagine this heat and you roll over in bed an there’s some cunt there next to you. bruv id be inconsolable

"drug seeking" as a patient one of the most dogshit stupid concepts of all time. fuuuck everybody look out this guy came in here expecting medical treatment. better watch out in case he goes to a restaurant and starts food seeking

no, this is absolutely something that happens with stimulants and i've seen it firsthand, and it makes it harder for people with actual adhd to get the treatment that works best for us. we're not actually helping either patients or ppl with substance abuse problems by downplaying that this happens with controlled substances. same applies to benzos and opioids. this isn't even speculation it's well documented.

i also have "actual ADHD," your difficulty in accessing the meds you need is entirely caused by medical gatekeeping and by manufacturing limits that stem from the "war on drugs" and hostility towards the very addicts you disdain. you are not better than others

its #EliminateTheCompetition Thursday!

its from hells heart i stab at thee friday

off my t blocker for a lil bit (mostly voluntarily, i have spiro that i am choosing not to take because fuck spiro) and oh my god the lust. the lust is back. i fr cannot make eye contact with a couple of my friends or else i start wanting to pin them to the wall. this must be what being in heat is like. if i was taking prog at the same time both i and many of those aforementioned couple of friends would be pregnant. i need to be put down like a sick dog

i am going to fuck this woman or die trying

while I am talking to you about something gay and stupid a mosquito lands on my arm and sucks all my blood out in an instant, swelling to the size of a person as my remains flutter cartoonishly down to the ground, and it continues the conversation where I left off in a high pitched approximation of my voice

Today after about a week of confusion and asking people in real life if they've noticed anything, I discovered that there is, in fact, not a bizarre 2026 trend of "Mr Beast Pregnancy Memes" and it is all in fact just a series of tumblr posts from one Ukranian who I've never met named Petro and my two chaos incarnate tumblr mutuals who are so fascinated by the world he is conjuring that they have both been drip-feeding it onto my otherwise relatively normal tumblr dashboard.