top Two court jesters of the world

i get knocked down! i don't get up again! i got an owie owie owie ow!!

huge myth that complaining a lot means youre not resilient. every time i bitch and moan my will gets stronger

bumper sticker that says "i got this after elon went crazy" on my honda

bumper sticker that says “my other car isn’t”

In college we had a lab to identify components in a PC, so we had these e-waste machines to take apart. It was one of those labs meant to establish a baseline of knowledge for students that had not taken apart computers before. My lab partner and I were already familiar so we instead invented a new game called computer jenga. We set the computer doing something and took turns removing parts. First person to cause the machine to crash lost. Turns out you can remove way more from a running machine that I expected. Surprisingly the thing that killed it first was unplugging the front panel IO module, probably because it caused a voltage spike or something in the process.

racism literally bleeds through the cracks of everything and if you dare to even barely point it out everyone will kill you

racism runs so deeply in people that if you call it out you are calling out them, and instead of sitting down and examining their own racism they lash out at you for being sooo meansies to them. you don't even have to be talking about anyone's racist behavior in particular because it makes racists so uncomfortable they will come forward themselves and act like you're targeting them specifically. it's okay when they do it because they're doing it in the correct way, in the nice way! they don't mean it like that. in fact they're actually being progressive. you're the cruel one for acting like their racist behavior is racist. you're the problem if you're bothered by their comfort racism. you're the bitchy colored person who makes eeeverything about racism when it so clearly isn't. i'm fucking sick of this.

You are going to hell

of course newer followers may be unfamiliar with the black oil that i secrete

Official Phyrexian Post

It’s Probably Nothing...

off my t blocker for a lil bit (mostly voluntarily, i have spiro that i am choosing not to take because fuck spiro) and oh my god the lust. the lust is back. i fr cannot make eye contact with a couple of my friends or else i start wanting to pin them to the wall. this must be what being in heat is like. if i was taking prog at the same time both i and many of those aforementioned couple of friends would be pregnant. i need to be put down like a sick dog

i am going to fuck this woman or die trying

We got gta 5 before gta 6 🤣