Dicks and Teapots

dude stop before i develop a strange and powerful fondness for you

Tell me why Portland refuses to establish some orc outposts?

my beautiful wife, severe thunderstorm warning, is texting me 😌😚😍😍

youre making mommy want to smoke

fat men. big fat hairy men. big fat hairy shirtless sweaty men. you agree

bro said he was beleaguered i was like well look what has beset you

apple spider vinegar

fool (self-diagnosed)

keep joking about that kink you definitely don't have

good boys don’t pull out

These same people are the ones that say reading 100 books a year is “unethical overconsumption” and you “can’t possible read that much”. That’s about one book every four days. If your average book is 400 pages and you read about a page a minute (which is average for a literate adult) that’s about 6.7 hours for the book or about 2 hours of reading a day. I think people believe that because they can’t do something then no one can.