Starting Fresh

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In order to do good worldbuilding you need to be able to think politically and that requires understanding politics

How do the gnomes of the mushroom village govern themselves and how do they determine the legitimacy of the Giggleking who rules them? These are questions you must be able to answer.

it fucking pisses me off so much that the pieces of exodia card art don’t connect together in any way

If you're ever worried about whether your writing is too self indulgent, I just want you to remember that Sharknado had 5 sequels. I'm only partway through watching Sharknado 6: It's About Time, but already they've traveled through time and ridden a pteronadon into a Sharknado so they could use the magic teleportation portal inside of it to travel forward in time to King Arthur's time, where they are currently battling a Sharknado full of fire-breathing dragon sharks with Excalibur, which is a chainsaw sword that calls lightning. You're fine. In fact, be a little more self indulgent if anything.

How are they rated like this

I actually want to kill myself

i wish i could get this tattooed on me

being alive is great because there are so many different vegetables you can sauté. but then there are also the horrors

with faith and perseverance, one day we will sauté the horrors

Oh so I open this app in bed with a boner and it’s just text posts and random pictures of European cities but when I’m clocked in and I open this app I see hairy man ass and pole and so much gay porn

REBLOG if you want NSFW anons

This will definitely be fun to wake up to, right?