Soundwaves a dilf prove me wrong

i literally love saying "ON IT BOSS!!!!!" whenever someone asks me to do something like i'm some sort of henchman. it doesn't matter if they're my boss or not for real even because in the moment they are, and whatever they requested of me i'm on it

I just got proposed to and I can’t stop crying

log in and fag out

i'm completely normal about body hair. unrelated but i thinkyou should take your shirt off. heat wave and everything yk

Yet another summer without a harem of hairy men in tiny underwear to fan me with palm fronds

back in my day tumblr crashed like every six hours but at least you could post hole n pole

jerking off is gay because you’re the same gender as yourself

Former living weapon absolutely dominating at laser tag

I love putting my penis inside things but I also wish I had a vagina to put things inside, such as a mold of my own penis