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nociceptrix

You might've noticed my new tone

vanity-complex

And you might have noticed my new tome *casts fireball*

tahthetrickster

me: i have a very specific tumblr accent meme im thinking of that surely i should be able to pull up by searching the text in the meme

the most dogshit useless decimated search engine in the entire world:

tahthetrickster

i did find it btw but having a COMPUTER address me like it’s a person sent me into such an incandescent rage i nearly pitched my phone clear across the room

npdclaraoswald

A doll youtuber I watch has made a video about the history of Polly Pocket, and she's describing the plots of the dvd specials, one of which features an elderly woman named Ms. Throckmorton, and my reaction was

blignick

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luriuan

I love how whenever ATLA recognizes Sokka is smart enough to solve a problem but it’d be too fast they just stick him in some kind of situation. Like he COULD’VE stopped jet from drowning a town so they tied him up and dumped him in a forest. He COULD’VE figured out what that spirits deal was so they lost him in the spirit world for 24 hours.

sailing-ever-west-deactivated20

One time they just stuck him in a hole in the ground for a whole episode.

ectojester

This is how writers should deal with characters who are too smart for the arc instead of making them suddenly dumber for no apparent reason.

If you frequently find yourself in random situations while your friends happen to be experiencing problems maybe you, too, are too smart for the narrative.

not-deadsummer

My favorite is that Sokka absolutely would've just navigated them out of the desert, so they had to put him on acid the entire time.

no-longer-another-bondi-blonde

cryptotheism

I just felt someone Z-target me

search-queery

[clearly circle-strafing you] don't be ridiculous

psychedelicfictions

The more you know

damnpharos

Ashnikko would beg to differ

lone-pylon

Gave my Miis a proper hangout spot

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kalichnikov

clarificationsw

literally my dad

chaussurre

unconventiononthelawofthesea

atheist quarterback throws a hail darwin

akindlyowl

agnostic quarterback throws a hail maybe

waluigis-cock

christian quarterback throws a my baby

mymidwestheart

Well, that made me happy. 😌🎠❄️

rainbowbarnacle

alexaloraetheris

Didn't realize it was a barn at first so I thought by Belgians she meant. People.

hometoursandotherstuff

crazy-pages

Sometimes you try to write one research paper and your subjects inform you that you will be writing an entirely different one.

wulfhalls

hes such a prick he knows he isnt allowed on the fucking glass roof. look at that smug lil face

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