jockstrap junkie

the small stinker spends time with me on the couch

For those who don't know: Ikumi Nakamura is the woman who was senior artist on Bayonetta, and designed the titular character along with Hideki Kamiya. Their greatest moment of bonding was over their insistence that Bayonetta keep her glasses on at all times. Nakamura cannot go to horny jail. She is the warden.

Happy pride month to her and her exclusively

happy pride

straight people have been allowed to be too comfortable. We need to replace #LoveWins with #GaySex. See who the REAL allies are

Based on the notes on this post, I control the entire socio-cultural narrative surrounding LGBT people. I'm honored to have been given this responsibility, but I stand by my previous post and I will not be reconsidering my decision to change "love wins" to "gay sex" everywhere. I understand that this is controversial, but ultimately I think this move is for the best. This has been my decision.

Look at all the fucking space he had and he still fucking hit him. This was a premeditated attack!

That Nautilus was born to drive a BMW and is cursed to be unable to do so

My pussy dont purr it roars and bites too much. We are euthanizing it 😔

Tumblr has no fucking taste this shoulda blown up