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What are these and why doesn’t this competition have any cats in it

I feel so bad for invasive critters because they didn't ask to be born in a place they don't belong. But unfortunately... I have a duty. And that duty.... is to kill. *pounces on spotted lanternfly and then has a moment of silence*

Official Post of Massachusetts

since there is such an "english speakers who don't even try to pronounce a foreign mame correctly" epidemic, native english speakers often try to overcorrect and end up thinking they have a moral imperative to pronounce every foreign name correctly at all times. so i'm gonna hold your hand and look into your eyss as i say this: you can't. you can't pronounce every sound in a language you don't speak. and that's fine. it happens to the rest of us too. we won't be mad so long as you try your best.

they are poisoning us today with a thursday poison little do they know we’ve been through a few thursday poisonings so it won’t kill us just yet

everyone eat more vegetables NOW!!! and mention the last vegetable you ate in the tags so we're all on the buddy system. I'll start: bok choy

goin to the shadow realm y'all need anything?

Nothing for me, thanks 😊