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the nasty trick is that making friends is pretty easy but managing to keep in touch with everyone is next to impossible

When someone you met 10 years ago messages you out of the blue, don't be weird about it. Instead, consider greeting them as an old friend.

oh big speckled paws we're really in it now

I love you guys but I think a lot of you are the kind of people who are susceptible to falling in with a cult.

You’re right. We should all band together under a trustworthy and influential leader who can keep us safe from outside threats

does anybody have the shark tank kratom dog ashes "that's a perky!" screenshot

yes im addicted to attention and orgasms and food and shiny jewlery and 7$ Iced Lattes. does that really not sound like an awesome lifestyle to you

weewee the stowaway

wevrybody loves you weewee.

I have just combined all rice in the world into a single rouse