fuck all life

dont fuckw ith me i have a terrible power

just squished a small animal beneath my heel nevermind this world is full of beauty and mirth once more

i dont think im gonna make it

one day i will lick something off the floor

this is your sign to install tekken 2 and then uninstall it

i want to poison everyone because then weveryone will get so sick

i jurt solved the mnystery of james gland

you just sucked up all of my precious bullets into your stupid dog. asshole

*to an 8 year old* i mean me personally if i was president of the world i would do as much as i could to make sure everyone was safe and housed and fed and cared for but i guess letting you go to the dinosaur museum every day would be cool too

smiled because i just remembered how many dogs are getting really scared right now

merry among us christmas

hey girl ur man may be a toilet but i'd skibidibido you right if you let me be your tv woman

simpsonswave is life

i wanna fuck you like a slenderman

bart is discovering too much coolness technology so i make his skate board poisoned for punishedment

spiders are the smallest and largest animals of planets earth