fuck all life

dont fuckw ith me i have a terrible power

i want to poison everyone because then weveryone will get so sick

i jurt solved the mnystery of james gland

you just sucked up all of my precious bullets into your stupid dog. asshole

*to an 8 year old* i mean me personally if i was president of the world i would do as much as i could to make sure everyone was safe and housed and fed and cared for but i guess letting you go to the dinosaur museum every day would be cool too

smiled because i just remembered how many dogs are getting really scared right now

merry among us christmas

hey girl ur man may be a toilet but i'd skibidibido you right if you let me be your tv woman

simpsonswave is life

i wanna fuck you like a slenderman

bart is discovering too much coolness technology so i make his skate board poisoned for punishedment

spiders are the smallest and largest animals of planets earth

my new spiderpoison soda it has many health benefits i put an herb in it too

i wanr to learn how to be a beautifuil woman and spider is there too

hav you ever eaten a food because if you eat food you atract the FOOD MIOSQTUIO. wgich will come and SUCK AWAY all your NUTIRESENTS. so because of this NEVER EAT FOOD unless you arre COMPLETELY SAFE. SECUTE. OK.

i think my neighbor's wholesome heckin pupperino is working for antifa