Sorry, Peri. I can't make it.

I would wear this to the grocery store.

For all its faults Tumblr has truly ruined all other social media for me because my friends all have Instagram and are all trying to get me on Instagram more but every time I open Instagram there are like fifteen things screaming for my attention and when I get over myself long enough to start scrolling it's like. Where is my chronological dash. Where is the following-only option. Who are these people. Why are there so many videos. Everyone is screaming at me. And then before I know it I'm thirty minutes into scrolling and I haven't seen a single thing that I actually care about. At least on Tumblr when I see stuff I don't care about I know someone I follow has found a new interest.

the will is weak the flesh also is weak and me i am not doing too good either

you solve the mystery of what to have for dinner one night and you think "hell yeah case closed forever" WRONG there is a dinner mystery the next night too

i love polyamory i love aromanticism i love QPRs i love communal child rearing let’s all get weirder forever

now we have to have a tv movie where doctor billie piper is gunned down and promptly killed by the american healthcare system, only for her to regenerate into slutty paul mcgann again.

To be quite honest with you all I do think that aro/ace-spectrum fans in fandoms where people are desperately inventing crossover ships and humanizing non-human characters in order to have a conventionally attractive guy to ship the main character with, instead of possibly having to enjoy a story with no romance in it, have the right to refer to everyone else as cowards.

Sorry you almost had to entertain the idea that people like me exist, I'm sure that was very painful for you.

YOU'RE LAUGHING AND THEY ARE SELLING DOCTOR WHO TO ONE DIRECTION.

honestly this post only got funnier with the change in format

it’s yiffmaster britney bitch

(clenching fists) my mayor is muslim......

MY BAGELS ARE JEWISH MY CHRISTIANS DIOR!!!

Some are saying it’s chic for it to be knicks in five

Knicks in six, there’s a certain jenny say qua.

if we are truly in a wilderness years the squeakuel it’s like.. on the one hand i believe that reliance on old concepts and characters will ultimately only cause the series to go stale; instead, to Truly have a second wilderness years people need to go balls to the wall with their imagination and invent new batshit (& of course) unmarketable ideas using the creativity of their own brains. but then on the other hand i’m like Here’s How Fitz Kreiner Can Still Win