listening to me is good for you

the line between a good bit and a bdsm scene really just does not exist

''are you too stupid to do it on your own?'' STOP giving me a boner

Make me grind against your bulge while I talk and see how long I go without losing my train of thought and becoming a brainless, needy thing for you.

mean butch that makes fun of how wet i am or how pathetic I sound or how I clench around their fingers. butch thats 3 fingers deep and saying the most perverted shit in my ear and then making fun of me for just taking it. "youre really gonna let me treat you like this? oh you like when im mean to you, dont you?"

helloooooooooooo fellow somnophiles it's "grind your ass against her crotch while you're barely awake to incite confusing warm snuggly sleepy disorienting morning sex" grunday. I hope you all have the good luck of drifting in and out of sleep a few times during <3

One way to get what you want for your relationship is to teach your partner what you want with validation. You liked something? Say so! It’s going to be way more likely to happen again if you do. Being silent makes your partner wonder if you like the things they try.

after much deliberation I have completed a simple task that took me less than 10 minutes, and I'm happy to report that this time it only cost me about 3 days of dread

i am massively overdue for a very very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy

reblog to give prev a very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy

Well, actually, 'intelligence' as it exists as a socially recognized concept is deeply rooted in pseudoscience, so no, I don't think it's fair to claim that I've been "brainwashing you to be dumber" 🙄

"All hypnosis is self-hypnosis", but it's bullying.

hikes are very good yes but a deluxe hike is when you are accompanied by a freak with niche nature knowledge. they’re like omg stop there’s a horned valerian varmint beetle here and then you both get to crouch down and look at a bug like :)