you should listen to me it's good for you

whats two girls kissing and touching each other softly im a clockwork orange style learner btw

your mouth's looking so empty today, cutie! that's right, just relax and drool around my fingers and I'll fit it up soo nicely for you, I promise

have you guys heard about the greenland shark. some crazy shit happening there.

did u know if u grab a boy’s head and fuck his mouth with your fingers eventually you can see his pretty little mind going dumb as he turns into a flustered drooling little slut for you? #lifehacks

Human bodies are so weird like the upper half consists of every single vital organ and the lower half is legs

I just felt someone Z-target me

[clearly circle-strafing you] don't be ridiculous

My job? I’m the bat enemy in 2D games that flies at you from a diagonal angle you can’t shoot in, it’s an under appreciated role but really serves to test the player’s understanding of the mechanics leading up to harder challenges. I also receive an intense smug satisfaction when they can’t hit me.

getting hypnotized is the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off

I love the concept of someone teaching you how to fuck. how to kiss, what it feels like to have someone else’s hands on you, someone else’s tongue. all under the guise of them being helpful, sweet to you, so you’re not nervous for when it ‘really’ happens. only for them to make sure they’re the only ones who ever get to see you that way

somno is so important for sleepy girls

in honor of pride month im trying to pay extra close attention to queer voices. so if any queer people want to whisper really nicely in my ear i promise to listen without resistance of complaint!

*trying to comfort my cis boyfriend but everything i know about men is from my dms* is there a part of my body i could shave that would make you feel better?

it's so foggy out on the road i can't make out (makeout?! 😳😏😳🥺⁉️❤️❣️?💗💓💕💞💖💛💚💖💛💝💋?) a thing 10 feet infront of me