ฅ=/ᐠ in the scary maze again ᐟ\=ฅ

just FYI it's based on a short story called The Wicker Husband which I read here despite the small print because I could only find the opening elsewhere (the place it was originally published online is gone, but the author, Ursula Wills-Jones, says she hopes to see it in print soon!)

once i had a dream that i killed every person who had ever lived and who ever would live. then i got transported to a flat plain made entirely of water that i could walk on. i met god, and they said ‘you killed everyone. now what?’ and then i woke up and had to stare at the wall for a while

KILLING STANCE: TEN SOUL RENDING CLAWS

Step back everyone. This post requires the delicate touch of an annoying gimmick blog

my farming sim game will have animal butchery as a normalized part of the gameplay loop to act as a lightning rod to draw all the discourse and thinkpieces away from topics that would annoy me more

in my farming sim game that has animal butchery as a normalized part of the gameplay loop, shipped products will be sold on a weekly basis, not a daily one. you get a big windfall once a week and then you budget around that. if you want more money in the interim you have to go sell to the local merchants whatever products they specialize in.

in my farming sim game, getting married to one of the townspeople will have a significant impact on your gameplay. if you marry the rival farmer, their smaller farm will be merged with yours. if you marry the town alchemist/doctor you get a buff to all your alchemy and you wake up from getting knocked out in your own home instead of their clinic. if you marry the priestess she uh, idk she does weather related divine magic for you so you can choose the weather, idk i haven't thought too hard about that one yet

my farming sim game will have a MILF you can actually F

im not horny it’s something else entirely. really wish there was a word for it

i think i just want to run. Like i just want to run

“Yo Uncle Phil check out my stand [ARABIAN NIGHTS]”

jojo heritage post

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