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I don't like "playful rudeness" from strangers.
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Please I can't be the only one thinking it.
No F-Zero news...
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this entry in aΒ βwhat would happen if the internet went down tomorrowβ contest has been making me laugh since 2009
My 5 year-old niece's new word that she always uses is "evolved" because of PokΓ©mon. Everything "evolves".
"Auntie, can we evolve the strawberries into popsicles?"
"Auntie, can we evolve my friends into PokΓ©mon?"
"Auntie, I want to evolve into a PokΓ©mon trainer."
(Talking about Blue-Eyes fusing into Ultimate) "It evolved into that one?"
And while that's not really how people use that word, and I answer her with the more common words to model language, she's not really WRONG per se. Also, it makes everything sound more badass. Evolving fruit into sweet frozen treats? Hell yeah. We're transforming those suckers. Leveling them up.
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Just watched Adam Conover (of Adam Ruins Everything) make such a solid point that I think we should spread far and wide. Yes, having AI write your emails is lazy, sure, but people love being lazy. We need to really emphasize that sending AI emails (or using AI responses on social media, or publishing AI flyers, or or or) is rude.
It's rude. You're making someone take their time to read something you couldn't bother to write. You're telling them they were so unimportant you couldn't be bothered to actually take the time to say something yourself. And frankly, you're lying about it while you're at it.
It's rude.
i say we give him his cigarettes back. he can be trustedπ
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If i may ask, why has your kid had a lawyer since birth?
Honestly, because I had unprotected sex with one
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Dude come on
I just felt someone Z-target me
[clearly circle-strafing you] don't be ridiculous
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i seriously cannot comprehend the sex drive that makes one exclusively horny for captain america looking movie hunks or the victorias secret angel archetype of tall underweight women with generically pretty faces in bikinis. that shit is like carbon monoxide or infrasonic noise to my libido like my sexual senses cant even clock it
I'm coming to realize how vital it is to keep a running list of shit you did in the past few weeks so that you can participate in small talk. It's literally not anything to do with them being interesting at all it's just having Something to say to give people even the barest thing to hold on to. It's so you don't get into the "what have you been up to" "nothing much what about you" "yeah same" trap. Literally just say something.
What have you been up to? Um well it's getting warmer so I've been having to brush my cat every day.
Like no it's not that interesting of a thing to say. But now they can respond to it. They could say, man yeah it really is heating up, I've been trying to think of things to do inside more often. Or, oh you have a cat? What's their name?
Like. It's Something. All you need is Something. And if you're like me and your brain immediately goes blank upon entering small talk then keeping a list will help you remember things to say.
