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i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

#i dropped it years ago #instead i’ve been saying ‘do a websearch’#but given the state of….the web……and web searches……………#‘look it up on ______’ is probably best. through wiki or webmd or any other immediate info archive #because outsourcing the search to any engine is now unreliable at first pass

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nyancrimew

yo bro lets just dillydally later when ur free

#our loitering #hashtagourloitering

back as early as grade school i got made fun of for having ‘man hands’. and, in classic schoolyard style, those 9-year-olds were right.

#requiodit #veiny. my nailbeds are NOT nail-art shaped at all #and my knuckles too knobbly and handflesh too meaty to wear rings easily #1) i can’t take them off because my meat is too meaty lol #and 2) any ring or watch or bracelet i wear has to be Chungy and Wide because anything else looks stupidly dainty and ill-fitting #3) my nails themselves are very thin and it’s one of my genuine body horror fears that i’ll accidentally rip my nail off or break it badly #so i keep them cut as short as possible. sometimes i trim 2x a week #but 4) despite looking the way they do my hands are sweaty. and because they’re sweaty they’re moisturized.#which means sometimes when somebody actually touches my hand for the first time they gasp in surprise #somft and doughy. one time a hs classmate forgot the word ‘doughy’ and had this revelation whilst saying very loudly to the entire class #WOW YOU ARE SO YEASTY #me: oh my god sarah. PLEASE. NO???#the lighting isn’t too good in these photos. i am even veinier irl.

gwenfrankenstien

everybody follow me down the old woman yuri rabbithole

gwenfrankenstien

nobody followed me do i gotta do everything myself around here.

#oh?? WELL. WELL WELL.

beholdingslut

in absolute tears about the pride module at my work

dikdikpronouncedxylophone

bigfoots-biggest-fan

HOLY SHIT GUYS, I WAS INSPIRED BY THIS POST TO TRY MAKE THE SONG AND YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE THE SCREAM I SCRUMPT WHEN I DRAGGED THE TRAINING AUDIO OVER THE BACKING TRACK AND IT LINED UP PERFECTLY

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Tempted to actually put this on spotify so I can secretly stream it at work...

Tagging @batshit-auspol because as an Australian you're the only big account I know who might share (sorry).

punkrorschach

happy first day of pride everyone

#nice.

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midnightlie

@ the people who don’t talk in the tags : do u feel nothing ever

#your silence……#hashtagyoursilence

gumi-megpoidd

#bladerei

herpsandbirds

Malayan Slug-Snake (Asthenodipsas malaccanus), family Pareidae, Yala, Thailand

photograph by Leah Khananashvili

#STUB SNOUT

thefreakmeister

me: isn’t it funny how captain kirk was supposed to be the sex appeal of star trek but it ended up being spock

my dad: i thought it was bones

me:

my dad: i thought bones was supposed to be the sex appeal

thefreakmeister

prev you’re the only person here that gets it

#mmhm

wigglewaggle

🐰🐰🐰

#nu carnival #kuya: oya? what’s a puppy like you doing here….?#rei: come closer.#kuyarei: *drag garu onto the bed and immediately put pants on that dog #rei zipping up the fifth layer of jacket as karu protests he’s too hot: go home.#kuya pulling up all the hoods and double-knotting the string ties: mm. be a good boy and get going.

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viralfrog

dragongirlbunny

#shaolin soccer (2001 dir. stephen chow)#pretty much

targetedknowledge

#dear god #i saw a goblin chicken cat irl last week #i was at the grocery store and this girl walked in with a mesh panel cat backpack #with. one of these inside.#big m: WOW CAN WE PET YOUR CAT?#the Texture of this thing…...it’s definitely…..warm skin. with peach fuzz.#VERY warm skin it skeeved me out sensation-wise #but very cute…..amenable to being prodded by strangers….

livesunique

City Palace complex, Udaipur, Rajasthan, India

#treasure #BLUE #i love tile….!!!#i’m taking a pottery break rn but i want to try tiles….

mockva

This guy's illusions are great

alexaloraetheris

byakuya-mioda

I like to think this is the story of him breaking out of prison and then going on an extended spree of mischief

#!!!!#reference

orange-catsidy

#classique

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