Get Skrinkled, Idiot.

hmm... *gets in evil bed and holds my evil stuffed animal* evil night.. *turns off my fucked up evil lamp*

sorry if i was weird the other day i'm but a conduit for powers as terrible as they are strange

hate when I type :) and this 🙂 fucker appears. Go away you evil soul

Still my favorite X-Files post on this whole damn site.

I don’t like getting kicked in the head anymore

love doing something I call ‘the big leaf test’ where I put my hand on a leaf and if the leaf is bigger than my hand I go damn that’s crazy

people in books and tv shows are always getting so upset they throw an untouched meal in the trash. that would never be me. i'd receive the worst news of my life and still be like Let me put this in the fridge.