Headers are Hard

fascinating how often men expect women to sympathize with their fears of being perceived as or treated like a woman

so much "masculinity" is constructed around the certainty that being gay or being a woman is inherently demeaning. and we're supposed to nod along supportively

"male loneliness crisis" ok so like.....what would happen if you started acting like a better friend to other men in your life? what's stopping you? is it the fear of being perceived as one of your inferiors?

"men aren't allowed to show emotions" ok so like…..what would happen if you started being more emotionally expressive? what's stopping you? is it the fear of being perceived as one of your inferiors?

if you put the new harry potter show on my dash in any way it's gonna be an automatic unfollow from me, guys. like. it's 2026. come the fuck on

Today's reading is There Will Come Soft Rains by Ray Bradbury.

bigs my eyes

bigs my eyes at you

bigs my beautious my gorgeous eyeballs

fantasy is when there’s salve and sci fi is when there’s gel

@tiramisioux

the way i write is supposed to feel like you have been stapled to the front of my train of thought and it is just about to hit a cow.

today I found out my mother doesn’t know what dandelions are and now I’m wondering what other strange secrets she’s been quietly harboring

Where do you live that you don’t have dandelions?

we have dandelions EVERYWHERE, they are basically our State Weed, it is absolutely impossible that my mom has never interacted with a dandelion before, this requires further investigation

See, folks in the southern US will tell you up and down those are buttercups, actually.

Wait I thought those bigger cup ones were Easter Lillies???

They’re marigolds and I know a bitch when I see one!

….we need to start taking the phrase “go touch grass” more literally. go outside and examine a flower i beg u

*squints* is that a motherfucking EVENING PRIMROSE?!??

#amazing work everyone hit the flowers

@victoriansecret I found your friend!!!

got the dishwasher going today. washer and dryer too. ac and heat both running full blast. all the faucets are on. im using my car's engine as a generator to power one of the trees in the yard. its easy to see why they call it Tuesday

can somepony whos not in the Kingdom Hearts fandom please explain this gif

that ice cream acheived sentience

ARE YOU HORSING ME