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This Dan Piraro comic always makes me cry.
You are given a short-lived curse in which you have a song stuck in your head for a week. On the bright side, you get to pick the song. Which do you choose?
American Pie (Don Mclean)
Bad Romance (Lady Gaga)
Cotton Eye Joe (Rednex)
Bohemian Rhapsody (Queen)
Dancing Queen (ABBA)
Happy (Pharrell Williams)
Hot n Cold (Katy Perry)
Single Ladies (Beyonce)
Take Me Home Country Roads (John Denver)
Wannabe (Spice Girls)
We Didnβt Start The Fire (Billy Joel)
9 to 5 (Dolly Parton)
the anniversary of library paste manβs death is in four days.
One hundred and ten years ago to the day. Amazing. Incredible.
RIPππππ―
does anyone have $1k and a parasocial relationship with me that may tempt them to send it to me

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Makes a typo, goes to edit it, but someoe already reblogged it so the damage to my reputation is permanent and unavoidable.
hot take:Β
Gloin is the sexiest dwarf by dwarf standards.
Kili is the sexiest dwarf by elf standards.
Thorin is the sexiest dwarf by human standards
& Bombur is the sexiest dwarf by hobbit standards
#ITS TRUE AND YOU SHOULD SAY IT #(ALSO THORIN AND KILI BEING βUGLYβ BY DWARF STANDARDS IS AMUSING CONTENT)
further take: Kili is straight-up ugly by dwarf standards. Thorin is like, the dwarf equivalent of Benedict Cumberbatch. Some dwarves think heβs an absolutely dreamboat, others think he is super weird looking, thereβs very little middle ground.
omg now iβm like. what does this make frodo by hobbit standards
by hobbit standards, Iβm afraid Frodo is probably. not conventionally attractive at all.
Frodo is the sexiest hobbit by elf standards
@femmefaramir this is some fucking galaxy brain level tags and im crying out of sheer horror
Every day, against my will, the LOTR fandom makes posts.
We getses tagged teamed by the precious hunky orcses boys til weβre wrung out like a soggy dishes rag we does
Sorry that was uncalled for
i cant breathe, help, lotr
I'm so horny I could fuck a person I was attracted to #TRUE

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i think people are starting to confuse class analysis with bioessentialism. like... no not all men do this, but Men as a constructed social class do do this. that's still okay to say. that is regular material analysis of the world around us.
βHe is always on the brink of suicide β¦ because he seeks salvation through the routine formulas suggested to him by the society in which he lives.β β Umberto Eco on Charlie Brown

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Billy Joel - Big Shot (from A Matter of Trust - The Bridge to Russia)