You've got your passion, you've got your pride 🏳️‍🌈

i never go to sleep on time because a good captain cant fall asleep SO IF YOU SEE MY DOWNEASTER ALEXA

you have destroyed and betrayed yourself for an amazing reason

baseball players in the 20s were all named shit like Dipsy Doodle and Crunch Johnson

#they named them like cats in a shelter

hello I notice that you are attempting to access my webbed site from a phone. did you know we have an app? I will redirect you to the app store so y— oops it looks like you tried to load the webpage again, it's okay I will show you to the app sto— no, no, it's okay this happens all the time, I know you didn't really want to access the actual website on your phone, that's why we have an app! let me take you to the app store where you can download it

reblog and tag a tag that you have blocked

Got chained to the mast and flogged again #classicblunder

working with kids and one of them says “you know you eat 8 spiders a night on average right?” and another goes “no no no those statistics are actually skewed by people who like eat spiders recreationally for fun and stuff” and my head snapped up like a fucking sleeper agent

Sorry you’re gonna have to drag me kicking and screaming off the thirty year old social reject woman website. These are my people