You've got your passion, you've got your pride 🏳️‍🌈

Im half convinced there’s the ghost of a Victorian child in the corner feeding on despair

The vengeful ghost of a Victorian child that died of something that's easily preventable/treatable now.

Everyone read this!!

"how was I supposed to know that Carol Alaimo was transferred to Beth Zion?" juwrfguwyefgewf oh my god

For my non-Bostonians, there's a real hospital here called Beth Israel. This is maybe the funniest obvious stand-in I've ever heard.

some octopus had 900 hours in Pokemon Alpha Sapphire and you just fuckin stole his 3DS

reblog to give a strawberry to the person you reblogged this from

It's never too late to escape from the secret underground government facility you were raised and go on a telekinetic rampage across the city before mysteriously disappearing into the woods

okay actually shout out to the one person who tagged this post Mewtwo, everyone else can go home

rebecca black was right. It’s Friday

i know everyone is tired of hearing it from me but i'll never be free from how people think you can only ship a het ship WOKELY if the man is a pathetic useless idiot and the girl babysits and pegs him and has the personality of a door. i promise you won't get your woke card revoked if you spend five minutes of your time to consider the girl has a personality and the guy might be a competent person. and maybe she likes getting dicked down and is a little pathetic too. have you considered also liking the girl and maybe wanting her to be a spoiled baby too? also I'll Kill You

Ai can never make a flop post like I can

Made a lowball offer on eBay as a joke and it got accepted. uh oh.