You've got your passion, you've got your pride 🏳️‍🌈

asked one of my coworkers how she's doing today and she goes "could be better, could be worse," and another coworker nearby who was eavesdropping chimes in with "could be a lil bit o' alligator curse!" i have no idea what he meant by that but i do know that it has been immediately added to the lexicon.

lets make jokes that dont make sense and are bad

i feel like I’m blogging to about 3 people 

gonna be honest i don’t know how many more ‘enter the 6 digit code we sent to your phone’s i got left in me

the miserable bitch industry would crumble without me

hey guysss so unfortunately the rumors are true and im leaving the narrative. Buttt the good news is my absence will create such a gaping hole in your lives that it will become a sort of presence itself, and so in a way it will kind of be like i never left! But i am. Leaving just to be clear.