You've got your passion, you've got your pride 🏳️‍🌈

it's called the whether because it depends

we need swimmable cities 

i am at my clits end

I’ll admit I’ve sent a 👍 in my time

dump your stupid boyfriend get your ass online and scroll past my post

I need to press his bruises like it’s his gspot

THIS. THIS is why all ice cream should include chunks of tasty treats! For paleontological enrichment!

they don’t warn you about it but if you love your own company enough to be content by yourself and you’ve got some standards for who you’d date, you’ll spend a lot of time single and nobody will really get why you’re doing that because surely you want to come home and hang out with craig, right? right????? don’t you want to hang out with craig?

You misused thou/thee in a joke post and provoked my ire.