You've got your passion, you've got your pride 🏳️‍🌈

certified beatles post

please i need him to die on 4th of july gaudy as fuck 'america 250' celebration that would be the funniest thing ever i wouldn't even bitch about the fireworks. i wouldn't even do that.

Getting down on my knees and thanking the humans who invented dishwashers and washing machines.

InsNe that dishwashers are more efficient and easier than just washing them manually but they also use less water. It’s a win win situation

They ALSO sterilize dishes, due to operating at a far higher temperature than human hands could ever tolerate. It's a win every way.

As a Billy Joelogist-

I hate cigarettes so much I hate that smoking is becoming cool again I hate that we're becoming contrarian hipsters about this disgusting habit that has literally killed so many people and destroyed so many lives I'm so serious we need to become absolute killjoys about this again it's time to go 90s scolds on cigarettes until the scourge is wiped out entirely.

People in 1977 were really hearing Scenes from an Italian Restaurant for the first time and then flipping the record over and hearing Vienna for the first time.

#this Tumblr post but it's every single song on The Stranger @clarksposting

Everyone go look up the song nasa banned from space

this might be kind of a reach but is there a way for printers to connect to devices so that documents can be printed from them

oh my god it hurts

and it's going to hurt forever

a squirrel or perhaps a cardinal posted this

I can do it. I can write a chapter. I am capable of putting sentences together. I know what a comma is. I am Aware of the Character.