You've got your passion, you've got your pride 🏳️‍🌈

You know something about Humpty Dumpty I feel we don't question enough is the fact that they had all the king's horses trying to put him back together as well as the men. Is it that surprising that the horses couldn't put him back together? Horses are very much not known for their manual dexterity. They have hooves. How are they supposed to support a positive outcome in this situation

they turned the horses to glue

but for this two-faced bitch there are twice as many stars as usual

I am familiar with all manner of wretched and foul creatures that crawl through the Earth secretly and scuttle about in the dark and fly on horrid wings and so on and so forth etc etc

I am also proficient with Microsoft Word.

It's part of a new character bit I make up as I drive alone by myself: dark wizard looking for a job.

I know the arcane secrets at the heart of this world. I have knowledge of spells for the wizard colleges would not teach you for out of foolish cowardice for their power. I have experience in retail.

Fool! You think I would divulge my greatest weakness to you some lowly hiring manager? I have no weakness! I have hidden my mortality inside a needle that I have hidden inside an egg inside a duck that I have hidden on an island that doesn't exist! I also have a tendency to take on too many projects at once.

everyones trying to divine rpf proof from like wow they looked at each other in a joint interview or performed for a crowd together the real rpf proof is when they stop speaking to each other

was about to make a post saying “putting the word berry up on a shelf” in response to seeing two -berry posts in a row but then i realized how meaningless and cruel that would be for me to say

hairy armpit summerrrrr

too bad it’s not possible to do anything. but at least there’s music