pure of heart, dumb of ass

i don’t have sage green kitchen cabinets but i’m being so brave about it

“Oh wow Comfrey appeared that’s wild, can’t believe that’s the big thing this episode omg” I say and then I am immediately punched in the face fifteen times by Brennan Lee Mulligan

people have got to stop climbing mount everest like girl we arent supposed to do that stopppp fr stoppppp

anybody wanna have a profound bond or what

#i am undiagnosing myself with 'adhd' and rediagnosing myself with 'cursed by wizard'

hook hand in unloveable car door

calling myself babe when I'm talking to myself. in a pitying but loving way. like babe you gotta get up. babe why are you doing this. babe you're giving me nothing here

biblical angels but their true form looks like the patterns in 90s arcade carpets

That’s just microbiology innit?

Obsessed with this answer.

Offline due to my qualms & ailments

Online due to my qualms & ailments

Bumper stickers shouldn’t be like political opinions and fandoms. They should solely be facts about you and you’re driving that other driver’s might like to know. I want a bumper sticker that says “I’m scared of left turns and I know you can make a right on red but this car doesn’t turn so good in the rain so we’re gonna wait until it’s green.” They’ll still honk but I’ll know I’ve pled my case before my peers.

the mary oliver voice in my head every day: mostly i want to be kind! mostly i want to be kind! mostly i want to be kind!

the funniest tiktoker to me is the guy who's tattooing their own legs every day for a year (up to day 241 rn) and all the tattoos look like dogshit and everyone is so so fucking mad in the comments but the guy simply could not care less. vibing.

well i hope it STAYS down. i hope instagram never comes back. i hope facebook drops off the face of the earth. this would be a net good for society