Mama We’re All Go To Hell

everyone get unemployed. i will provide for us.

I love how safe everyone in the comments feels about being entirely dependant on a potentially psychopathic benefactor 😁

im nice…..

He’s literally nice

desperately want to draw want nothing less than to be drawing

Where does the you go. In this scenario

best sleeping conditions: freezing fucking cold room but layers and layers of blankets 

*eating balsamic that’s too strong* they laced my shit grand son

A belly can be a "slut waist" too. If you're not a fearful little freak

deadass if ur out here saying corn and grape i think we should killyou

Sometimes your bad coworker will be like "I can't do anything right & I ruin everything I touch :(" and you can't even comfort them because like damn. Yeah. You really can't do anything right and you do ruin everything you touch☝️

HE'S GETTING FIRED. NEVER GIVE UP ON YOUR DREAMS!!!!!!!!!!

Getting dumped really puts children's cartoon villains into perspective. Like dude you're SO right, love and caring ARE disgusting and we SHOULD cast a spell to drain all human emotion into your amulet.

Friend breakups are how you get lines like "Your friends? You think your friends are coming to save you? Don't make me laugh."

yo bro lets just dillydally later when ur free