her?

i really don’t have the time to be the way i am

a couple weeks ago this guy posted in the chicago pagan facebook group saying that he’s a djinn and that there’s a portal between here and egypt and only he and one other person had the power to close it and there was going to be a massive sandstorm… like dude, close the fucking portal, why are you even telling us this

i feel like there is a sleep in me that needs to be slept but each time i sleep i don't sleep that sleep

once you start referring to a sports team as we/our/us……… that’s when you know it’s over for you

americans are a saudi oil baron's idea of classy. brits are an american's idea of classy. the french are a brit's idea of classy. unfortunately the chain ends here since the french's idea of classy is also the french

i miss challengers so bad can they remake it every year with the exact same cast and plot but make it a different sport every time

the world cup won't matter on judgement day