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watching murderbot i just know someone has written pornographic fanfiction about this robot

the espys are very funny to me because they’re like let’s all vote on who the best athletes are! like the whole conceit of sports is not deciding that in the first place

are you guys also observing the person on twitter who has fired 7 therapists for “self disclosure”

i think i have had the realization that texas has a coastline before but i just had the realization again and also it never clicked for me before that mitski saying “texas is a landlocked state” is not a statement of fact. turn of phrase. i thought she was being for real

ngl the world cup is way more boring at this stage. i can only get so hype for europe and florida man messi i’m sorry

the norwegian fan who refuses to do the world cup rowing thing because it is historically inaccurate kind of rules

they’ve got to figure out a way to explode men’s tennis. blow them all up

learned today that love island airs multiple new episodes a week. it’s like almost a daily thing. these people are way sicker than i originally assumed

if karolina muchova wins wimbledon i will forgive this slam for being boring and vibeless. as for the men you are hopeless #nohope #leftfordead #doomed #payingforthesinsofman #sacrificiallamb #notarealsporteither