trying to be punk rock about the Loch Ness Monster

I just had the most vivid vision come to me like the oracle of Delphi and it’s Shane and Hayden going to do that little head bonk except they’re saying goodbye after a dinner and they’re decidedly not at the rink or wearing helmets and both of them are a second too late curbing their natural reflexes and just straight up bonk each other really hard on the noggin and both go ‘ow fuck ow’. Ilya is watching from the car lovingly wondering if Hayden’s idiocy is infectious.

Hey OP? What the FUCK does this mean?

decay exists as an extant form of life

That’s a terrifying answer, have a nice day

World Heritage Post

Does anyone know what to do

Troy, about his father: You don't get to choose your biological family, unfortunately. Ilya: You don't get to choose your found family, either. Saddle up, bitch.

they should invent an 8-9:30 pm that's seven hours

I have just combined all rice in the world into a single rouse

hello my name is Stray Hair snd my big dream is to play the itsy bitsy spider on broadway. doyou mind if i practice on the side of your head.