trying to be punk rock about the Loch Ness Monster

and, look, I’m not complaining, not at all, but this is why it’s very important to be abundantly clear and specific with your Etsy witch.

girl unhinge ur jaw

UNCLENCH. I MEANT UNCLENCH

Does anyone know what to do about the temperature and also the prices

shane knew ilya would make fun of him for the stylist thing. that was an olive branch. shane knew ilya wouldn't be able to resist such a perfect set up and he's right! this is coming off the back of ilya's very loaded "maybe it will give us a chance to get to know each other." and it just reads to me as shane going, "but we do! here is this dumb thing i've done and i'm giving you leave to make fun of me because i've missed you. i'm being boring! make fun of me, please"

I think the funniest possible game samer would be if Sam managed to trap Lou, Siobhan, and Brennan in an escape room again

does anyone want to see a really good picture of my kitty cat

not a cat, first off

snale

nothing online is ever truly deleted. except that one fucking thing you're looking for

i think the scientology speedrunners should start visiting the hospital mitch mcconnell is supposed to be in. i think it would be enriching for them