trying to be punk rock about the Loch Ness Monster

I think the funniest possible game samer would be if Sam managed to trap Lou, Siobhan, and Brennan in an escape room again

does anyone want to see a really good picture of my kitty cat

not a cat, first off

snale

nothing online is ever truly deleted. except that one fucking thing you're looking for

i think the scientology speedrunners should start visiting the hospital mitch mcconnell is supposed to be in. i think it would be enriching for them

ratthi: purring murderbot: whirring bharadwaj: purring murderbot: whirring overse, under her breath: nope, purring murderbot: listen, there's just some components that i haven't been able to click back into place after i collapsed my ribcage on that stupid torus. it's. just. whirring. everyone: -silence- pinlee: -deep sigh- permission to treat the witness as hostile? murderbot: -tenses indiscernibly- gurathin (stonyfaced) and overse (amused): permission granted pinlee: you are purring, asshole, and i can prove it murderbot: no, im whirring bc shut the fuck up pinlee: -waits for it to finish speaking, then smugly points behind it- mensah (had been gently stroking its back and scratching it behind the ears this whole time): -freezes guiltily as murderbot whips its head around to see what pinlee is talking about-

self sacrificing SecUnit baffled and frustrated by its humans' refusal to allow it to sacrifice itself