trying to be punk rock about the Loch Ness Monster

aaaah i’m dead and i’m a baby ahhhhh

“I ain’t reading all that” your brain is rotting and shrinking

Yes, but also, I am begging you on bended knee, paragraph breaks.

one time i was making potato soup and i needed broth for it but i was out of broth. but in my dog food cabinet there was a carton of chicken broth that i had bought for my dog. now the box did say HUMAN GRADE and the ingredients were just bog standard chicken broth. it did say something about joint health for dogs on there. but the ingredients were normal. i even compared the ingredients list to some normal person broth and they were the same. so i did put dog broth in that soup and it did taste completely normal. but i did use the dog broth.

Maybe the most damming thing about Nolans odyssey is i haven’t seen a single gifset from it

if you pitched goncharov vs the dangerous crow boy (who destroys plastic) alongside one another to an outside person and asked them to choose which one was a tumblr fever dream and which one was a real thing published in the real world. i do not think they would choose correctly

Oh to be eleven years old and finding a life-changing obscure paperback in the library

A cat is basically a creature that is the cutest in the whole world but who also really wants to eat your phone charger cable

Some people can rotate a cube in their mind. I can rotate multiple cubes, in my stomach. I swallowed some dice

they should invent a term for shipping were I don't think they should be in a romantic relationship however I believe they are each others parasite and separating them is not an option

The pyromancer always wins

you were born in 2006? what are you? a Honda Civic?

can i fucking help you?

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