trying to be punk rock about the Loch Ness Monster

nothing online is ever truly deleted. except that one fucking thing you're looking for

i think the scientology speedrunners should start visiting the hospital mitch mcconnell is supposed to be in. i think it would be enriching for them

ratthi: purring murderbot: whirring bharadwaj: purring murderbot: whirring overse, under her breath: nope, purring murderbot: listen, there's just some components that i haven't been able to click back into place after i collapsed my ribcage on that stupid torus. it's. just. whirring. everyone: -silence- pinlee: -deep sigh- permission to treat the witness as hostile? murderbot: -tenses indiscernibly- gurathin (stonyfaced) and overse (amused): permission granted pinlee: you are purring, asshole, and i can prove it murderbot: no, im whirring bc shut the fuck up pinlee: -waits for it to finish speaking, then smugly points behind it- mensah (had been gently stroking its back and scratching it behind the ears this whole time): -freezes guiltily as murderbot whips its head around to see what pinlee is talking about-

self sacrificing SecUnit baffled and frustrated by its humans' refusal to allow it to sacrifice itself

you people aren't CASTING

lost 40 people on spider day, and 40 people on sharpened banana day 😔 these bits are costly

actually that’s fine. i didn’t want the verification code anyway

well now that you mention it i may have wanted it a little bit. Thank you for sending it fifteen separate times

Love to all my transmasc, transfemme, androgynous, nonbinary, gender-nonconforming, and intersex siblings from this perisex enby transfem girl ❤️

Does she have a little bed in front of the heating vent there