trying to be punk rock about the Loch Ness Monster

a cancelled show can be a dead wife

Pushing Daisies……..

desired you while the women flee

my account is rated G for girls, gays and goths

and for the criminally underrated percussion instrument the Glockenspiel

ART as a character is great because it's an answer to the age-old question of "what if you encountered what's essentially a man-made eldritch horror and it was so fucking annoying about it"

i love you gar.... my best friend gar

Young men today being SHOCKED and APPALLED that the girls they're dating are reading dark romance like the closet in my grandma's spare room wasn't totally chockers with Mills and Boon books when I was a kid. "Our generation is RUINED because the young women are reading NASTY PORN" if you saw the shit 50 year old women were reading in the nineties you'd hurl.

Props to all the people in the notes reminiscing about which specific old woman relative's book collection was their smutty fic awakening

a squirrel or perhaps a cardinal posted this

the strongest bond is probably pad wings to themselves. the weakest is probably pad wings to your underwear

i've got the kind of eyebags that make people in movies say 'you look like hell, detective. go home.'

office chair hungry, feed it skirt hems

You wanna let your long skirt get tangled up in my wheels so bad

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