trying to be punk rock about the Loch Ness Monster

my best friend linen my brother in arms cotton my partner wool my beautiful sister silk

our sick deranged enemy polyester....

the demon lord, prince of lies, "Vegan Leather"...

graffiti discourse is so stupid why the hell would I give a shit if people spraypaint their names or do some cool paintings under a bridge

sorry didn't realize the bridge has to be plain beige concrete. that was a load bearing plain beige concrete if anyone tags it the whole bridge collapses

i like how all cats regardless of species can either look rlly badass and cool or just incredibly silly stupid

I have just learned that Mountain Goats are NOT, in fact, actual Goats.

and, look, I’m not complaining, not at all, but this is why it’s very important to be abundantly clear and specific with your Etsy witch.

girl unhinge ur jaw

UNCLENCH. I MEANT UNCLENCH

Does anyone know what to do about the temperature and also the prices

shane knew ilya would make fun of him for the stylist thing. that was an olive branch. shane knew ilya wouldn't be able to resist such a perfect set up and he's right! this is coming off the back of ilya's very loaded "maybe it will give us a chance to get to know each other." and it just reads to me as shane going, "but we do! here is this dumb thing i've done and i'm giving you leave to make fun of me because i've missed you. i'm being boring! make fun of me, please"

I think the funniest possible game samer would be if Sam managed to trap Lou, Siobhan, and Brennan in an escape room again