ᚾᛟᚱᚦᚢᚱ ᛊᚲÓᚷᚢᚱ

When all you have is a handsaw, every problem looks like a beautiful lady in a box. And you have a magician outfit. And people are watching.

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Anon bb come back i can change for you

the weird looks i get from people when i say i feed my dogs purina is so funny like im sorry im not jumping on the salmonella train or the "give your dogs REAL food that makes their pancreas kill itself" train

and if you say something about how your vet says purina is good you get to watch the person you're talking to animorph into rfk jr for dogs

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i do think that there’s something poetic about 80% of PHM fanart is Grace and Rocky embracing, despite us knowing that it would be a death sentence (or at least serious injury) for them both. I love that despite that, we want to make these two friends share a moment of affection

You're full of shit, Hawaiians are just able to levitate coconut milk.

liking a ship but disliking the distinct set of stock fanon that they have been assigned is like one of those punishments dante came up with when he wrote the worldbuilding for hell in inferno