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Currently unemployed! I'm happy to help promote causes, but I cannot donate right now!

#guessing there's no hiring managers on tumblr.com but you never know #im in public health and got laid off with the giant cheetos budget cuts

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squeakitties

beast name of tangerine

genderkoolaid

fucking hate these bastards

darkskinwomen

Lauryn Hill and Wyclef Jean surprised fans with a special performance in London’s Piccadilly Circus ahead of the UK debut of Diaspora Calling! 🤎🎶

Created by Lauryn Hill in 2016, Diaspora Calling! is a music and arts festival celebrating the creativity, culture and community of the African diaspora. This year’s event marks its first time in the UK, with Lauryn and Wyclef reuniting to perform The Score in full for its 30th anniversary. ✨

Hearing London sing every word of “Ready or Not” was a beautiful reminder that true classics never fade. 👏🏿🎤

eddies-ashtray

luv how male animals gotta fucking dance around and cry and shit for female attention and sex. and then men irl complain about fat women and body hair like get on ur fucking knees and beg me actually

eddies-ashtray

like these tarantulas dude?? the male has to tap out a rhythm she likes and if she doesn’t?? she’ll literally eat him.

caustic-light

Alpha males: "This is nature. You don't see animals acting like queers don't you?"

90% of nature documentaries: "Until now the female has been very impressed by the males drag performance of Orwell's Homage To Catalonia, soundtracked exclusively by Maria Carey songs. A demanding performance like that knows to impress. But... Oh No... One note in the final tune was one cent flat. It doesn't look good for the male now. She is ordering an orbital laser strike to burn his beautifully groomed plumage from space. It will take all year to regrow, effectively ending this one's mating season early. Better luck next time, little guy. Women are a tough audience."

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halloweentrickortreat

OH LAWD HE COMIN

ramiikin

Started up skyrim again recently and had to paint a glitch I experienced, this game is still life changing so many years later

objet-petit-a-for-real-justice

kidz bop x the mountain goats

lizardmafia-deactivated20150517

IN MY LIFE I HOPE I TELL THE TRUTH AND TELL EVERYONE YOU WERE A GREAT FRIEND AND I HOPE YOU HAVE FUN I HOPE WE BOTH HAVE FUN

leviathan-supersystem

they're going into the darkest pits of hell to find the most evil hearted soulless demons imaginable so they can make those demons write op-eds

and if you are as innocent and pure hearted as I am, you may be saying to yourself "well surely they just mean the usa should end the blockade so we don't give china an opportunity to play the hero" nope! wrong, nothing but pure evil in this op-ed:

genuinely ghoulish.

pealeii

❌ “friends don’t look at friends like that” devalues friendship/platonic forms of love, pushes amatonormativity

❌ “historians will call them friends” devalues historians and forces complex relationships into modern simplicities, also devalues friendship/platonic forms of love

✅ “do they know its legal now” suggests the characters are stupid, poorly suggests that this is the only barrier to their relationship—both of which are funny as hell

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copperbadge

On Saturday I said to my partner, as I have said for months, "A ten thousand dollar a year raise would solve so many of my problems."

As of this morning I was reluctantly looking for jobs because I love my job and don't want to leave it, but see: $10k raise problem solver.

As of noon today this was no longer an issue, because my boss called me with the news that I was getting a $10K merit raise.

I feel like a huge weight has been lifted off my shoulders. This is roughly $200 extra per paycheck. Enough to pay off debt faster, rebuild my savings, and spend a weekend a month in Milwaukee getting obscenely laid. The sex I'm going to have on $200 extra per paycheck. You can't even.

May all of you get the $10K raise your soul has yearned for. And whatever level of sex you can be satisfied with for $200.

vergess

hey bestie i think ur post might be charmed 'cause you aren't gonna fuckin believe what happened today

mysharona1987

vonlipvig

after drinking my yummy weekly energy drink, i think i need to poll the good people of tumblr dot com

do you drink energy drinks (redbull, monster, etc)? if so, how often?

yes, regularly (1 a week)

yes, regularly (+1 a week)

yes, at least one daily

yes, sporadically (tell in tags)

no

Remaining time: 3 days 9 hours

autosadist

i love buying groceries in 2026 its like gambling

autosadist

i made this post about all the us food recall but honestly it can also be about not knowing whether something will cost $3 or $6 until you get there

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violet-periwinkle

GUYS GUYS GUYS

THEY RELEASED THE COYOTE VS ACME TRAILER !!!!!

WE WON !!!

mysharona1987

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