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Currently unemployed! I'm happy to help promote causes, but I cannot donate right now!

#guessing there's no hiring managers on tumblr.com but you never know #im in public health and got laid off with the giant cheetos budget cuts

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shabbytigers

as i understand it Lindsey Graham, dead at 71, was a chronically catastrophically repressed gay man. he had choices all his life. he chose evil ~every time. i’m not carrying water for him, and i’m not mourning. but what he lived must have been the most appalling life. the sunk costs, the bone-marrow-deep despair, the utter, viscerally felt impossibility of upsetting the applecart — it wasn’t in fact impossible, of course, but that’s the shared reality out here, not what passed for it in his pocket universe of a mind hovel —

ANYHOODLE carry on! like, if that picture brings you glee, go on and milk it with my blessing. when all’s said and done, he fucked himself over, ditto the country. i don’t even think there’s some kind of moral imperative to grit your teeth and summon empathy about it. i just have a preexisting condition in that regard.

shabbytigers

Lindsey Graham’s mind palace:

vulpes-aestatis

Baby sphinx trying to be like mama and waylaying travelers, but all its riddles are completely non-sensical like the ones a 1st grader would tell

thecactifindahome

maluskrow

sooz-again

Y'all, I've managed to grow some peppers!

This is very exciting, because historically I have a black thumb and kill any and all plants despite my best efforts. But look! Lil baby peppers! I did that!

sooz-again

Currently, I am eating the peppers I grew. This is so cool.

lizardlicks

INCORRECT!!!!!

Gardening is always exciting! Every gardener i know gets HYPED AF whenever someone gets into gardening and gets to enjoy those first fruits! That "I did this!!!" feeling never goes away, you just get bolder and more confident in the kinds and amounts of things you attempt to grow! Once you get the gardening bug, it never goes away. You WILL find yourself feeling an actual physical craving for the smell of putting mix and green things and digging into the ground sometime later winter.

And! The growing season is technically not over. If you're feeling ambitious and live in the northern hemisphere, now is a good time to start preparing things for fall: brussel sprouts, kale and carrots all get sweeter when harvested after a good hard frost. Add a bumper crop of lettuce and radishes when it starts to cool down again. If you want garlic next year, prepare your planting space to get cloves into the ground by fall so they can establish themselves before going dormant for the winter.

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a fruit like a softened scythe shot its flavour into my mouth

pangur-and-grim

when I die. how about that

pangur-and-grim

escuerzoresucitado

asskylosaurus

You know I turned on the sound just to help me understand what was going on and I guess it was exactly what it looked like.

geeoharee

Ooh! Spot the industrial safety device! The worker has to press a 'stab the cheese' button with both hands. This is because if they're doing that, neither of their hands can be within the cheese stabbing zone.

thetablestspoon

This cheese is being stabbed safely

hbmmaster

I've been working at the stanley parable mind control facility and it's great, I love pressing the Content button

supergameboytwo

This post is a safe place to lay your egg

plague-vulture

washing dishes is evil because you go "oh fuck there's so many dishes this is gonna take foreverrr" and then you enter the dish abyss and emerge with your abdomen somehow covered in water and your hands all wrinky and then you look at the clock and what felt like half an hour was actually 10 minutes

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keikomivra

BEFORE & AFTER GIF CHALLENGE

i was tagged by the massively talented @kingofscoops & @rosettyller ! it's been a long time since i've done this, so thank u for including me. this was fun to do! these are also unsharpened so that's why they're blurry & i didn't change the speed on these cuz i was lazy 😅

i'd like to tag: @inacatastrophicmind @stars-bean @princessrhcenyra @sentrysvoid @rogers-carter @rhaenyratargeryen @capinejghafa @avasillva @nick-nellson @katestewartt @jacksally & anyone else who'd like to give this a try 💜

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Reminder to Click for Palestine today!

Click for the other causes as well if you can!

vintage-treasures

Anthology of Persian Poetry, Ink, opaque watercolor, and gold on paper (17th century) Safavid craftsmen produced this pocket-sized codex featuring the literary works of renowned poets, including Hafiz and Hilali. The manuscript contains lyrical verses written in elegant Nasta'liq script and bordered by intricate floral illuminations in gold and vibrant pigments. Detailed miniatures throughout the volume illustrate scenes of courtly life and spiritual devotion. Loc. The Metropolitan Museum of Art, New York. Dim. 15.2 x 9.8 cm (6 x 3.9 in)

ahmnorhein-zkn

Repost, now do your honors.

dailyrothko

Mark Rothko, Light Over Deep, 1956

Oil on Canvas

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Nooo🦆

auroraboringaliceinwonderland

ID: a large cardboard sign on a glass door outside. The sign says, “Do NOT Let The Duck In,” in all caps. Standing in front of the door below the sign is a duck. End ID.