penny

sometimes things are cheaper because they’re bad

May i please have a two (2) Calmberries? I think i ate 3 or 4 Stressberries in my cereal

I remember when I first watched this show, I played this part at least 5 times

REMEMBER TO TAKE A MAJESTIC SHOWER!

Favorite thing about renaissance faires is that they have fuck all to to with the renaissance. This thang is not about historical anything this is about dressing up like a fairy and watching a joust

#a samurai with a flintlock pistol sitting next to a guy dressed as a caveman drinking a styrofoam cup of dr pepper#and it fucks severely

It's not THE renaissance, it's A renaissance. Of what? Up to you

fuck its Already like 100 am

mondays have you thinking shit like I wish I could undo all my mistakes

"character deserved better" (but they were never going to get it that's the stuff great tragedies are made of) vs "character deserved better" (but the writers really blew it)

the ruler is hosting festivities in the capital while the nation collapses, and heretics have caused a schism in the catholic church. i love living in the middle ages.

we even have a The Plague