out of everything taylor swift has done i think popularizing the phrase “in my _____ era” has probably had the most negative impact on the world including the jet fumes

we’re in a title crisis right now every book is called The Noun of Nouns and Nouns and every pop album is called Life Is Hell for a Beautiful Girl Like Me with a deluxe edition called LIHFABGLM (Burned) and every movie is called something like UM, HI! or SLUTS or Lee Cronin’s The Mummy

im finally watching adolescence and it’s such a good psa against having children

i keep thinking abt the heat in england and idk how everyone in europe doesn’t sleep under a wet frogg togg all summer like i did do they even sell frogg toggs in europe??

hey british people when you complain about the heat wave and no ac can you include me. i accidentally broke my thermostat with my brute strength trying to change the batteries and now my ac wont come on so you can say oh it’s so hot and terrible for us british people and maddie in atlanta