veronicas dreamed of having a gay boyfriend since she was a little girl but didnt bet on her gay boyfriend finding her dad really hot

That guy from heated rivalry always looks like you just told him you went back to your shitty boyfriend again

i miss younow danisnotonfire i feel like post hard launch or even post hiatus phannies cant understand the specific sick and twisted parasocial bestieship that was forged by logging on to listen to dan tell half a story 3 times while occasionally interrupting himself to argue with a wall or rant condescendingly at someone who asked a question he didn’t need to answer

People have overused Catholic Guilt to the point they cannot recognize the clear and haunting Protestant Shame in front of their eyes. that character Knows they could have worked harder

Sober as fuck at the back of the club going onto Wikipedia and typing "List of birds"

much to consider