FUCK. honestly just FUCK. We missed a very important day yesterday.
what was yesterday, cat?
I’m not missing it this year.
Happy Birthday buddy!
NOT THIS TIME.
Happy birthday!!!!
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FUCK. honestly just FUCK. We missed a very important day yesterday.
what was yesterday, cat?
I’m not missing it this year.
Happy Birthday buddy!
NOT THIS TIME.
Happy birthday!!!!

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y’all know what day it is
Specifically queued this for Star Wars Day (May the 4th be with you!)
At one point you mentioned (in the tags of a post) that siles was the domestic one of the bat the cat and the wolf (erica/stiles/derek)
Am i able to beg for headcanons of this specific thing? I haveth uh, a kidney and 1 asthmatic lung to trade. If pressed, im willing to give half a liver too, but i would like to keep that one tbh.
Keep your parts, anon, I get mine the old-fashioned way.
Derek is very obviously. Uh. Lacking in domesticity. Look at how this man was living the first two seasons. Every diner and takeout joint in Beacon Hills probably knows him by name. He probably saves all his quarters for Laundromat day. The real reason he doesn't ever wear colours is so he doesn't have to sort laundry. And Erica, well, as a 16-year-old living at home with (presumably) both parents and a disability, I headcanon she's been kind of coddled, hence her attitude of "anything you can do, I can do better (and sexier)" after she's turned. Part of it comes from frustration at being constantly handled with kid gloves.
So yeah, Stiles is definitely the domestic one of the throuple. Not in a Martha Stewart, 50s housewife kind of way but in the "I'm the only motherfucker who knows how to cook a meal on the stove" way. Because we know the Sheriff was in a rough way after Claudia died, which means Stiles probably figured out how to take care of himself pretty early on. And if he's been keeping his dad on a healthy diet, that means knowing something about food and calories and cooking. Oh, he absolutely teaches Derek and Erica how to correctly do the dishes and sort the laundry and all that, he's not gonna be the only one putting in the effort. Except for cooking. The kitchen is Stiles's domain. Man knows how to fix a meal. Like Eliot Spencer. He can smash someone's face in with a bat and also make a killer lasagna. And when he is cooking, no one is allowed in the kitchen. He will stab them, he knows they'll heal. And anyone who touches Babcia's cookbook is courting death.
That last line, "and anyone who touches Babcia's cookbook is courting death". All I can think of is;
Peter, one single finger on the book like that cat thing where they put one paw on something they shouldn't touch just out of spite: ...
Stiles, glaring, shaking like an angry chihuahua, voice darker than the nogitsune: you bitch
Peter, slowly retracting his hand as he gives Stiles a shit eating grin: I know
M.C. Escher | METAMORPHOSIS II (1940)
woodcut in red and black, 19.2cm x 400cm
lol took me awhile to find this gif again… Escher is GOAT!
Reblog to make it die faster

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TIL “Yankee Doodle” was written by the British to mock americans. “Doodle” is thought to come from the German “dödel”, meaning “fool” or “simpleton” and “macaroni,” a flamboyantly stylish type of dress, painting the Yankees as morons who thought placing a feather in one’s cap made them a “dandy.”
via reddit.com
so you’re telling me that “stuck a feather in his hat and called it macaroni” would be like saying “wrote a G on his belt and called it gucci”
that’s…a pretty good analogy actually
US moron came to town
Hunting for some coochie
Wrote a G up on his belt
And this bitch called it Gucci
Seeing my notifications get flooded with this every July 4th is the only thing I respect about America
what prev said
IT’S HALLOWEEN TIME TO GET SPOOKY
I T S T H E M I D D L E O F J U N E
I T I S H A L L O W E E N T I M E T O G E T S P O O K Y
ok who the fuck got this on my dash it’s still june
get spooky
how does this appear every june
@nooowestayandgetcaught
STOP BRINGING THIS BACK EVERY JUNE
… I’ve just queued this up for next June. Because reasons
Oh and it’s rainbow skeletons too this is perfect 😂
IT’S GAY HALLOWEEN TIME TO GET SPOOKY
Its barely June!!!!!
Spooky queers
Two clone commanders from different battalions meeting up to plan a joint operation but neither can remember the others name
From @fox-trot
#Doom switching to internal comms#and desperately asking his SiC who the fuck this is#‘Fax sir’#‘The Corrie asshole??’#‘That’s Fox sir’#‘I thought Fox was one of Rex’s suckers’#‘That’s mini Fox sir’#‘fucking hell someone get a new baby name book to Kamino’#‘that’s how we got Hughbert Franklin sir’ (via @frostbitebakery)

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Could you imagine?
No, no. It gets blasted off during a battle and Ashoka freaks and he’s just there going “Not again. Third time this has happened Obi Wan isn’t going to be happy.”
no see it gets blasted but doesent break immediately and she freaks out because hes injured and he just tries to shush her and tell her its fine and THEN it falls off and she freaks out even more
Thats how he keeps losing his lightsaber now. The clones have gotten so good at retrieving it that now when his arm gets blasted off and the hand holding the saber goes flying, a clone just catches them like a wedding bouquet and tosses the saber to Obi Wan or Ahsoka.
Cody: Here’s your lightsaber, Sir, you lost it earlier. Again.
Obi Wan: Ah, silly me. Thank you, Cody.
Rex, *yeeting Anakin’s severed hand at his face*: Hey, I think you dropped something. Again.
Anakin: Than— why are the fingers flipping me off?
Rex: It was like that when I found it, Sir
The first time it happens Rex hands it back with a completely straight face and a quipped “need a hand?”
This cements Rex as Anakin’s favorite
meet the bayverse
"GIVE ME YOUR FACE"😭
BAYVERSE IS SO FUCKED. ALL OTHER CONTIUNITIES WOULD BE TRAUMATIZED.
I CANT BREATHE—
If you find yourself in times of trouble, ask yourself, ‘what would Gandalf do’, and remember, ‘beat a man unconscious with a big stick’ is a valid answer
When I find myself in times of trouble, Gandalf Greyhame comes to me, Wailing on those assholes, With a tree (with a tree)
“ooh i’m getting all my tattoos removed bc tattoos aren’t cool anymore they’re out of style and no longer match my aesthetic” i’m not gonna mince words anymore if you got tattoos because they were a cool aesthetic and not because you actually wanted them then you’re a fucking idiot
I love my job, but reblogging employment jelly for someone else I love.
Reblogging the jelly for someone who needs it rn.

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this blog hates donald trump
Look how many people hate him. I’m pretty damn happy about that 😁😁😁😁😁😁
I’ve never reblogged something so fast
I really do looked at anything and make it Sterek like
Odysseus spent 20 years killing thousands just to give his wife a little kiss? Slay Derek would do that for Stiles
Like 💀
when you realise it would work the other way around too 'cause stiles is just that type of unhinged