i yam a regular worm just like you

fans complaining about player loyalty is killing me. imagine you switched jobs because you didn't want a doordash driver salary anymore and people on the street started calling you a traitor

[On phone] Whaddya mean I can't say it. Why the fuck not. [silence] Well how many guys do I need to fuck before I can say it

month starting on a monday we have no excuse guys lets get to work and lock the fuck in

yk its actually very chic and avant garde to start on tuesday the second

many claim theres nothing more subversive and revolutionary than starting on wednesday the third

there are simply no words in the english language that can describe starting on thursday the fourth. thats how iconic it is

choosing to start on friday the fifth. i just think its very inspiring

lets all kill ourselves

Human bodies are so weird like the upper half consists of every single vital organ and the lower half is legs

You're right but don't say it like that

The key for enduring the span of time as a sportsman is yaoi. I have seen girls post yaoi of men who retired in the 70s like if you want legacy, you need to start queerbaiting right neow