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Sir Shane, Lord Hollander, the most decorated knight of his generation, is told to marry if he wants to continue in the King's service. But four years ago, Ilya, the only man he ever wanted to marry, told him he wasn't good enough.
Three years ago, Prince Ilya Rozanov walked away from being a knight after Shane, the man he loved, spurned him and turned a love affair into a rivalry that almost got them killed. He found happiness and purpose serving as a ranger for Count Wiebe at Centaur's Station, helping travelers and locals with everything from broken wheels to curses.
What happens when they run into each other, four years after their last conversation, and three years after Ilya saw Shane lying broken on a tourney field? Also, why is there a warrant out for Ilya's arrest?
“Please, Roz,” Ovlichein, their youngest rookie, begs. Ilya doesn't doubt how earnestly he means his words as he arches a brow at him, watching panic spread across Ovlichein's face. “Everyone else said that they couldn't host, and I offered but they said that none of the rooks could, which meant that Breezy and 'Los couldn't either, and then Marley said that we wouldn't gel as a team, and then everyone else agreed, and then Carmie and Sebbin said that we were going to be cursed if we didn't—”
Ilya holds up a hand, gratified when Ovlichein immediately falls silent.
The locker room is empty of everyone else, a trap neatly laid by the team. Ilya would be impressed by their conniving if it weren't so fucking irritating.
“This is a setup,” Ilya says slowly, watching as Ovlichein pales. “You know this, yes? You have been sent as a sacrifice for the whole team.”
OR: Ilya is a sensible captain. He takes care of his rookies, he hosts the team when needed, and he doesn't fuck around with ouija boards. Too bad Boston only cares about the first two things
and they called it puppy love
Vet! Shane Hollander ✨completed✨
“I can bring her in, yes. As many times as necessary. I am very responsible.”
Shane gives him an odd look and double-checks his chart. “I will hold you to that, Mr Rozanov. It’s a commitment. She’ll be a handful.”
Ilya doesn’t flinch. “I have hands.”
Shane thinks one of his clients is just very committed, and slightly hypochondriac, about the care of his dog. Ilya is running out of excuses to see the hot
Shane Hollander vs. The New York Agenda
Spider-Man! Shane Hollander 🚧 WIP 🚧
Shane Hollander, sporting a black eye, trudges through the door favouring his right leg and kindly asks Ilya if they have any ice in the freezer.
Ilya raises an eyebrow. "What is this job? 7/11 bouncer?”
Hollander smiles dopily. “Something like that.”
Dental assistant! Ilya Rozanov✨completed✨
At a routine dental check up, Dr. Scott Hunter thinks the bruising in Shane Hollander’s throat is most likely some kind of eating disorder.
Ilya would place his bets elsewhere.
Missed Connection Montreal
Shane spots a hot guy in scrubs on the Metro and can't stop thinking about him. He turns to the internet for help.
Ilya Rozanov Left the Chat
[A mixed media texting fic]
Shane added Ilya Rozanov to the chat.
Shane changed the chat name to Centaur Rookies
Hayden changed the chat name to Shane Yawn-lander
Wyatt changed the chat name to Shane the Snore and Those He Bores
JJ changed the chat name to Ron-pshi, Ron-pshi
Ilya Rozanov left the chat.
“Ah, no. I have perfect record, remember?” Ilya didn’t try to stop the smirk from twisting his features, especially as, somewhere in the back of his brain, he notices Hollander turn towards his table, coming closer. Ilya’s not able to resist the need to nettle the other man; never has been, really. “Right, Hollander? Better record than you and, eh, DataDriven, hm?”
Just those three words, matter of fact and reflexive, have Ilya grinning wider. Hollander doesn’t stop to say more, just continues to stride past their booth towards the door. Ilya doesn’t call out for his continued attention and definitely doesn’t turn to watch how his ass stretches his khakis.
The storm chaser/Twister AU that exactly one person asked for and my brain said "yeah okay, let's go."
Kinda Non-hockey AU✨completed✨
Shane lays his hands on the lifeless chest of his fiancé's body, over the suit he was supposed to get married in. He wants to scream, to overturn the whole room and the heavy flowers and the low considerate voices. Everything has been taken away from him in the blink of an eye.
On the weekend that was supposed to be the happiest of his life, he is watching James get lowered into the ground.
or: Shane loses the man he's supposed to get married to, but ends up moving in with his fiancé's three best friends, including the one who is in love with him.
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