If Anyone Asks Where I Am, I’ve Left The Country

as fun as clicking the boop button is, remember to also do your daily clicks for Palestine 🇵🇸 !!!!!

Man, remember when Free The Nipple was a thing and there was an actual substantial amount of feminists who believed even public nudity wasn't inherently sexual and now if you date a short person hundreds of anonymous idiots online will call you a pedophile.

everyday i thank the universe that connor and hudson are the same height so that shane and ilya are the same height

everyone who reblogs this and is like "I ordered my own tea this week" or "I only barfed once when I had to give a presentation'- you are doing amazing sweetie. Have patience with yourself, you are relearning a skill so difficult that people get 4 year degrees to do it professionally.

wait okay one more take. the thing about shane is that he is so so brave even when he is so so scared, and he throughout both books is always the one who, when it’s down to the wire, keeps making the decision to push past his fears and desire to stick to the status quo and propel his relationship with ilya forward. so when people try to dismiss his choice to get engaged/go public (even though he’s terrified of the potential consequences) + tell crowell to go fuck himself when he’s offered the chance to go back in the closet (even though this is his life’s work going up in flames) + leave a toxic and abusive work environment (even though he’s going to leave behind the team he’s been the star of for a decade)……. and claim that ilya orchestrated the whole thing……. well no. it was actually #mybraveshane who did all of that

Having a really long-term hyperfixation that has since faded is terrifying yes but it's also so embarrassing. Hi I used to think about Scrimblo Splungus 25/7. Yeah, for 2 years straight. Nah, I don't think about them anymore except for with a vague sense of melancholy as I recall how they used to make me feel. Anyways this new one, Blimpkins McGee? I'm gonna think about them forever and the cycle will NOT repeat in 2 years. Trust me guys.

“If they wanted too, they would” wrong. I have executive dysfunction. go fuck yourself

momma didn't raise no pervert i got that on my journey of self discovery

women are like diamonds: synthetically-produced women are not meaningfully different from naturally-formed women, and anyone trying to tell you otherwise is probably trying to justify keeping their women mines open

I will forever reblog this every time it’s on my dash because it should be this loud and simple. 💖

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*looks at polyamorous triad* so which of you is the soldier and which is the poet and which is the king