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nothing strange happening here folks. just two men headbonking and sharing a breath like cats tend to do. normal gar activities if i ever saw one.

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Mace explaining that he needs Anakin to stay behind in the Council Chamber during the confrontation with Palpatine as him being the Council's Designated Survivor (a la the American State of the Union) would have made him feel Special and Productive enough to keep him from doom spiraling for the hour Mace needed to End the Sith
Iโm POSITIVE he went viral on the holonet during the clone wars and she had everything to do with it
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I appreciate The Empire Strikes Back for being the only time I can think of when a character just shot their enemy as soon as they saw them without pausing or having a dramatic moment beforehand.

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WIP animation โ Young!Clones: Life after the war, on Alderaan
The idea is that, post RepGA-AU, part of the epilogue includes the remaining maturing clones in their new chance for a different future, most often being raised by the older vodโe in one new sort of home or another.
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Star Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Jedi dir. Richard Marquand | 1983
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FOX NO

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In Dark Rendezvousโpretending we didnโt have the rest of Star Wars canonโdo you think there was ANY chance that Dooku wouldโve taken Yodaโs offer to return to the temple as a forgiven Jedi if Anakin and Obi-Wan didnโt show up to crash the party?
DAVID! :D You're back and reading my favorite book!!!!! Great to see you! What a fun question! I think Dooku absolutely 100% did consider taking it and likely would have, which is why he has such a huge emotional crash out to Anakin and Obi-Wan showing up. I think it also well explains how he behaves afterward, him basically closing his eyes and covering his ears and walking straight into Sidious's obvious murderous endgame like:
Because his reaction to Obi-Wan and Anakin showing up isn't "ah, expected trap is revealed by my established foes - just as I suspected." He is genuinely very, very upset. The motherfucker let himself at least picture Yoda's offer, if not feel very real relief and hope about accepting it. His crashout is on the level of a person who is embarrassed, because he let himself really believe the offer for a moment, and then feels all the more stupid and ashamed and enraged by the "realization" that it was a fake out and he was the one fool enough to believe it could be possible. So therefore, we get him crying profusely sweating from uh, *checks the text* the eyes, the sloppy-ass lightsaber work, throwing an old lady out a window, throwing HIMSELF out a window, and eventually dropping a bomb on his own location. It's... not an amazing moment for our guy, who otherwise deals with Obi-Wan and Anakin popping up on screen elsewhere rather handily. But there's something very different about his emotional state in that encounter.
Yoda also thinks he had Dooku convinced, or almost convinced:
Further tellingly, the sequel to Dark Rendezvous, Labyrinth of Evil includes one of Dooku's very last scenes in the book and in the entire saga, since RotS picks up where the last pages of LoE end. Dooku is STILL thinking about Yoda's offer, again, longingly, but telling himself it couldn't happen even as late in the game as walking onto the stage of his own death scene.
โ๐ ๐ค๐ข๐ฌ๐ฌ ๐ฒ๐จ๐ฎ, ๐๐๐ซ๐จ๐ฌ๐ฌ ๐ก๐ฎ๐ง๐๐ซ๐๐๐ฌ ๐จ๐ ๐ฌ๐๐ฉ๐๐ซ๐๐ญ๐ข๐ง๐ ๐ฒ๐๐๐ซ๐ฌโ - ๐๐๐ซ๐ข๐ง๐ ๐๐ฌ๐ฏ๐๐ญ๐๐๐ฏ๐ ๐
re-watching the original trilogy is great because you really get a sense for how weird luke skywalker is, just how quickly he becomes that weird AND how quickly he commits to it. Like he's honestly pretty chill in a new hope, but the absolute INSTANT he figures out he can move shit with his mind he goes full send on the cryptic off-putting bullshit. Walking around in full black robes, speaking in riddles, aura farming and backflipping whenever physically possible. He's clearly annoyed when he first meets yoda in empire, but he dismisses that pretty quickly in favour of ALSO becoming an over-dramatic space wizard. The combination of his two teachers being yoda and obi-wan kenobi and him being the son of anakin and padme creates the single most intense and fundamentally kind force sensitive perfectly embodying the heart of the jedi order whilst also serving egregious amounts of cunt and being bizarre to be around. He would have THRIVED as a jedi master during the high republic. he would have been every padawan's favourite and every other master's worst nightmare
Ahsoka: Thereโs a monster under my bed and itโs really ugly.
Anakin, from the bottom bunk: Honestly, fuck you.
obi wan would like to wish you a good week!
He says to take some time for yourself and drink some tea

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Star Wars Time Travel AU
Vader does go back in time
He doesnโt swear loyalty to Padme, Obi-Wan or Ahsoka
He swears absolute loyalty to Captain Rex
You are one of the Cuy'val Dar. Your job is training small clones of an old friend to be very dangerous adults. You do not like this job, but it pays well and keeps you quietly squirreled away from That One Crimelord You Pissed Off.
The Grim Reaper just blew a hole in the wall and swore loyalty to a nameless toddler.
The Kaminoan that tried to approach has been cut in half by a red lightsaber.
The entire room is full of crying children.
Fett just showed up and is being threatened by the Black Hole of a Sentient Being in the middle of the room to stay the fuck away.
The blaster shot from Dred Priest accomplished jackshit, and was in fact bounced back to kill the man.
Isabet just lost her head, literally, trying to get revenge on the absolute motherfucker in the middle of the room.
The kids are still crying, including the nameless toddler that this asshole declared his new lord and master.
What do you do?
are you going to kick him out? no, no you arenโt, but you do need to show him how to hold the kid before he drops him and decides itโs your fault and you lose your head to
#Vader swears his allegiance to a toddler and then doesnโt know what to do when said toddler canโt actually give him instructions#heโs a whole mess and Jango canโt even get rid of him#honestly he wishes it were a jedi at this point (via @adreamfromnevermoreโ)
Jango decides to use the shortcut โPhone a Friendโ! Itโs questionably effective. The โfriendโ is Dooku.
Dooku sees the half-assed photo of Vader threatening someone with a red saber and goes โthis is obviously one of Sidiousโs ploys to fuck with me and/or a competing apprenticeโ and decides to handle it personally. He does not call Sidious about this, because that would be losing.
Dooku gets to Kamino. Vader is intensely incomprehensible. They have a big fancy battle.
Dooku dies.
Vader is just carrying around Rex on one uncomfortably metal-clad hip this entire time. The main reason Jangoโs still alive, really, is that he has babycare advice, and tells Vader things like โYou should probably put some padding in that sling, your armor is hurting himโ and then Vader just. Does that.
Single Dad Jango is only not dead because he has Single Dad Advice.
The Kaminoans contact the Jedi Temple about The Situation That Is Vader, who wonโt fucking leave, because apparently Rex will only be happy if he stays with his brothers, and so that means Vader must stay as well.
The Jedi show up, utterly confused about many things, but generally in agreement that this is an absolutely terrible situation and probably requires a council master to handle because, likeโฆ Sith. And an army. And Fett. And Mandalorians.
Thereโs a lot going on, is the point, and none of it should be handled by a knight.
The Jedi in question are Mace and Plo.
Vader has a grudge against Mace but he pretends he doesnโt because that would be so passe and beneath him.
Vader does not have a grudge against Plo. Heโs actually quite neutral on Plo, for Ahsoka reasons, and mostly just tells Plo to go handle children.
Plo would love to play with the kids, but Plo is here to help Mace fight a fucking Sith Lord.
The Sith Lord is not impressed. He is actually quite busy, standing dramatically in front a window and holding tiny Rex, informing him in grand phrases and sweeping gestures that the universe will be his for the taking.
(Rex is busy chewing on a toddler toy.)
Jango is ready to just throw in the towel. He signed up for a lot, but This Bullshit wasnโt it.
Sidious still hasnโt received word from Literally Anyone about this.
#ani ANI #youre scaring the CHILDREN #the visuals of vader carrying baby rex on one hip while saying things like #โmy master there is a vastness in this galaxy that will be under your commandโ #โknow that i will do all it takes that it falls into your graspโ #and rex is just gnawing on a star shaped teething toy #jango watching this tall black lunatic carying his son: CONCERNED NOISES (via @chocmarss)
There are literal tears streaming down my face at this ๐๐๐