Inspired by this tweet occupying my brain for too long

for @avoidghost's server event :)

And life goes oniononiononion

Since Bay gets to make another TF movie, I’m gonna show you just how easy it is to make a good film. So if that film is bad… no excuses

Ah yes. Me. My boyfriend. And his 500 dollar four foot tall bayverse op plushie

Megatron and Optimus are hunted by the government. The best way to avoid capture is to inhabit hard-for-humans-to-reach places like, the middle of the faking ocean. For the occasion, Optimus has figured out a semi transformation to better transit in water. Megatron didn’t, as he’s more worried about the giant non-fishes happily cheering for them.

(scalpel is one of the tiny medic drones in the movies. megs squishes him in dotm)