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i could definitely beat the shit out of master chief seeing as i'm a lesbian and he's not a lesbian

High key the nut vids use to be crazier. Wjht happened?

Nobodys busting hard no more

He’s got a point here, you just don’t see it anymore.

i love that it’s a carefully worded, well-written, non-inflammatory answer too. which asker wouldn’t know because they won’t read it. i love website

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white europeans love to pretend like the united states and europe aren’t two cheeks of the same ass

Listen, nobody who's ever opened a history book says we didn't do that shit first. Pick an atrocity and chances are there was a time europeans did it on mass to someone for the sake of profit. The difference, is that we have for the most part put that behind us, while the US is just sinking deeper and deeper into it. We're not perfect, and we were a lot worse in the past. But it has been a while since we were the problem

"its been a while since we were the problem" someone Black was murdered by police violence in Ireland last month

Wait are iPhone bros coping because Apple has to be more universal? Lol.

Boo hoo i'll be able to add more physical storage to my phone and be able to change out batteries if they degrade as well as all these other optional features I won't have to touch

Continuing in the trend of political cartoons depicting milquetoast moderate positions seem so much cooler and more badass than they are

I love how they add totally absurd things no one is asking for to make the idea look crazy. And still, I must emphasize, failing to make this look like a bad idea.

"Is this what you want? Is this ugly stupid bullcrap what you want??" the biggest loudest idiot in the room asks, holding up a picture of the hottest looking shit I've ever seen

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I should save shorts that make me laugh more often. I saw one last night that was a german dude asking his american buddy how hus euro trip was and his buddy was like “it was great! But you never told me about this chocolate dude!” And he pulls out a sweet confection and the german dude goes fucking PALE and visibly panicked and the american goes “You never told me these were called Dickmanns! Lol! xD” And the german guy was like “YES! YES. HAHAHHA OHH OUR FUNNY CHOCOLATE CALLED DICK. MAN. PENIS MAN AND. ABSOLUTELY NO OTHER NAME. HHAHAHA OHH. YOU GOT ME THERE! YEAH. HEY YOU KNOW WHO MY FAVORITE ACTOR OF ALL TIME IS? DENZEL WASHINGTON. ALSO I WAS NEVER CLOSE WITH MY GRANDPARENTS” I need to find it again. It sucked so bad.

i’m on onion rings right now

sharing a full screenshot uncropped is kind of like bending over in a little skirt and pulling it up a little