moon lilies and bone dust

writing style: author from the 1800s with a severe love of commas whose sentences last half a page 

I came out here, to this point, to this place, hoping against all hope and despite signs and portends suggesting otherwise that I might, somehow, find myself having a pleasant experience, and yet here I stand, alone against the world, feeling assaulted, attacked on all fronts, knowing not my enemy’s name nor his face nor whether our battle is done.

….is that “I came here to have a good time and I’m honestly feeling so attacked right now” but by Oscar Wilde

i haven't got ANY noticeable psychological issues #NormalGirl

basically if you’re a man one of the most classic things you can do is come in your pants

(3 sips of rosé in) need to grind on an older woman's thigh

you summed up the struggle of all creators ever so nicely

Your capacity for evil is showing

does it make me look cute

wedding dresses are white specifically so that if the bride goes axe-crazy you can rest assured you will see the blood stains all over her and it'll be sick as fuck

sometimes the author’s barely disguised fetish is YOUR barely disguised fetish and has nothing to do with the author at all

hey so a bunch of people have taken this post as an opportunity to decry interpreting media sexually/suggestively at all and it’s pissing me off. joining the war on eroticism on the side of eroticism. #ThatCigaretteIsAPenis

you can prise the canon divergent pornographic character study out of my cold dead hands

(writes something) god this sucks so bad. this is awful. i'm the worst writer ever. this is nothing. (rereads it a while after writing it) oh dude this is fire. i'm the god of writing. (writes something again) god this sucks so bad. th

fiction can be really dangerous there might be a deeply tragic woman in there who starts living in your head forever

the reason sex scenes exist in fiction is because sometimes people have sex but also to find out what the characters are lying to everyone including themselves about by wrapping that agonising vulnerability in a treat like giving medicine to a dog

happy if you have scholarly inclinations there is usually something wrong with your sexuality july

one of the biggest mistakes they ever made in dragon age was writing spirits as if they know the objective truth. that's literally boring and i'm beating you with hammers

they're formed from the thoughts and feelings of mortals and from mortals' ideas of a certain concept. they should be anything but the objective truth

let it be known that i touch grass frequently and I’m still like this.

this fic is so good i hope i write it