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got an addiction to sad weird guys unfortunately

Joke explanation: GLaDOS is talking to Wheatley in assembly language, which is (almost) the most direct way to give a computer instructions. Essentially, she's baby talking him. The code here prints out "You're wrong." to the screen.

it would be so fucking embarrassing if we meet aliens and they are like wow you guys have the same technology as we did 300 gyroaays (unit of time) ago, that's awesome. and we are like wooo that's so cool and they are like yeah so what are your thoughts on electrons and glorons and we just like missed glorons and they are so important and easy to discover but we missed it and have eben fuccking around and they laigh at our shitty science built around the gaping wound that is the absence of glorons

once i read everything on earth then i think ill be prepared to write

good news. the things that used to upset me no longer upset me. bad news. i'm creating an army of bugs to hurt innocent bystanders

(voice of someone about to turn 30) it’s nice making friends. It’s nice to play together and have fun. It’s nice to hang out