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got an addiction to sad weird guys unfortunately

EVERYOBODY GET DOWN HES TAKING A CREATIVE LIBERTY

you can post on tumblr even when you're trying to take a break from social media it literally doesn't count. it's like pepsi max, or pescatarianism

I like to fuck around and waste time for at least ~6-10 hours per day, and let me tell you, that really puts some pressure on your schedule. you have no idea how busy I am

i have to admit, it does make me contemplate the latent eroticism of art pieces that i would not have considered erotic without the label

Pokémon Legends Z-A (2025)

Butch won’t be my companion. He’s like you’re too intense. You must’ve turned on that computer like 50 times in a row last time.

What’s really funny about lowering your karma this way is that after you do a major good Karma action and listen to the radio, the radio DJ Three Dog will be like this horrible fucker from vault 101 we all hate him so much you know that guy? He did another fucking thing. He saved a thousand orphans.

This is what it’s all about. Saturday night. At home. Switching between the same 4 apps on my phone. Getting scared.

house music's got me solving puzzles in a castle dungeon

i thought this said horse music

horse music's got me enjoying electronica in the comfort of my own home

[doesn't understand jacking off] and I'm supposed to... touch my penis? [shaking my head and smiling, murmuring to myself] touching my own penis... [chuckles] what will they come up with next

ahaha you sly dog! you bastard! [getting a little too comfortable] you wretched fucking animal

im moving arbitrarily. im just doing shit

talking like point-and-click game narration to the bugs in my room

you can't get out that way!

that's not very helpful.

maybe the open window will help.

try the open window instead.