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got an addiction to sad weird guys unfortunately

i have to admit, it does make me contemplate the latent eroticism of art pieces that i would not have considered erotic without the label

Pokémon Legends Z-A (2025)

Butch won’t be my companion. He’s like you’re too intense. You must’ve turned on that computer like 50 times in a row last time.

What’s really funny about lowering your karma this way is that after you do a major good Karma action and listen to the radio, the radio DJ Three Dog will be like this horrible fucker from vault 101 we all hate him so much you know that guy? He did another fucking thing. He saved a thousand orphans.

This is what it’s all about. Saturday night. At home. Switching between the same 4 apps on my phone. Getting scared.

house music's got me solving puzzles in a castle dungeon

i thought this said horse music

horse music's got me enjoying electronica in the comfort of my own home

[doesn't understand jacking off] and I'm supposed to... touch my penis? [shaking my head and smiling, murmuring to myself] touching my own penis... [chuckles] what will they come up with next

ahaha you sly dog! you bastard! [getting a little too comfortable] you wretched fucking animal

im moving arbitrarily. im just doing shit

talking like point-and-click game narration to the bugs in my room

you can't get out that way!

that's not very helpful.

maybe the open window will help.

try the open window instead.

The water fountain when you’re thirsty af is definitely a top 5 place to publicly debase yourself

What the fuck does this site's backend look like

Loving the implication that this website could have a backend strange enough to make time travel real

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

Fun fact: the DC area will be hotter than 99% of the earth tomorrow!