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At the sex shop asking if I can buy a regular sized dildo I can put in my unremarkable asshole but they recognize me as the hero of legend regardless

uses my ultimate bunny power on you

Y'all self conches about titty veins? Lol

We’re self conscious about everything

I’ll suck a blood clot out that MF like I’m Los Feratu

i see you’ve noticed me tamping down the soft earth

i don’t believe teenage girls learn about gay fanfiction i think they each individually create the idea in their head first

i have too many fish but ill never give them up not even for a million more fish

transition timeline but about halfway through im inexplicably a cackling green witch for a few months before continuing as normal