hide your dads

one moment ☝️ *pauses the blowjob to start violently coughing up blood*

Trace amounts of Monica in my life

A statistically insignificant level of Monica in my life

My life manufactured in a facility that also processes Monica

Knuckle tattoo that says %APP DATA

@pangur-and-grim found your ideal dog

before the minions there were the rabbids. but before there rabbids there was him.

you're right, minions should get their cocks out

stop drinking beer with the deer and come have a cider with the spiderrrr

stop drinking beer with the deer and come have a cider with the spiderrrr

stop drinking beer with the deer and come have a cider with the spiderrrr

stop drinking beer with the deer and come have a cider with the spiderrrr