hide your dads

Currently boiling Three count em Three baby carrots to feed my bugs because one person on reddit said their bugs liked that 👍

i think everyone needs to see this

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a witch cast a curse and its making me sick

Spamton G. Spamton, commonly referred to as simply Spamton, was a culture hero and folk deity that rose to prominence in the earliest period of the American Century of Humiliation

literally drinking a beer by the lake and still opened tumblr. some of us are beyond saving

the dick sucking cuddler would like to rest its head on your tummy with no ulterior motive whatsoever

just found out that accidentally in love by counting crows was literally made for shrek. they didnt just choose it. it didnt exist before. they asked counting crows to make a song for shrek 2 and thats how we got one of the best songs ever made. insane.

counting crows knew shrek 2 would become one of the best movies ever made and had to act accordingly

Your man looks like he drops common loot when defeated