hide your dads

All the men I hunt for sport are sustainably and ethically sourced.

Whatever, I could take the frosty folds of the abominable snowman.

I'll go down on the yonic yeti canyon.

She can blizzard on my glizzard any day.

Tomorrow's a snow day and brother I'm breaking out the Flexible Flyer.

We're about to get indecent at Dyatlov Pass.

Call me the McFlurry machine the way I break it down inside her.

You can hang us upside down but nothing can get me off my dairy queen.

She's my storm warning the way we're preppin for six to eight inches overnight.

Yeah baby doll I'm one snow blower that has a lifetime guarantee. You can call me Mister Plow, I'll allow it.

Or call me Scrat with how I'm hiding my nuts in your ice age, it's all good. Just lemme put a little dulce de leche on your shaved ice okay?

I did all this work and nothin to snow for it

Hey are... are you okay?

​really puts the squat in Sasquatch

There was a girl on neopets a few years back who had a pet tick. She'd post pics of it in polly pocket playsets. I gotta find it again it sounds too fake