CEO of Gay Horse Monsters

Literally amazing that there’s a predator that goes “mrrp” and you’re allowed to have one in your house

Butch won’t be my companion. He’s like you’re too intense. You must’ve turned on that computer like 50 times in a row last time.

What’s really funny about lowering your karma this way is that after you do a major good Karma action and listen to the radio, the radio DJ Three Dog will be like this horrible fucker from vault 101 we all hate him so much you know that guy? He did another fucking thing. He saved a thousand orphans.

fujoshi mouseman. please

house music's got me solving puzzles in a castle dungeon

i thought this said horse music

horse music's got me enjoying electronica in the comfort of my own home

me at balls is still genuinely the funniest meme ever and it's been years. evergreen

sometimes i feel like im climing up this incline again alone but thankully sisypus and the itsy bitsy spider and here with me

holy shit is that kate bush