K.A. Ridley

I told my little nephew that I'd wave at his airplane when it flew over my house today, and he very calmly and politely explained that it wouldn't be possible to see me due to the limitations of human vision. I said he just had to squint real hard, and he took a deep breath and went into the toddler version of "see, what you're not understanding–"

it is actually haunting me that I forgot to wave. if he looked out the airplane window, he wouldn’t have seen me…..

Every day I get a little closer to saying fuck it and becoming an apprentice in some at risk heritage craft or profession.

Wait wait do you get paid a stipend for food and shelter while you apprentice? Why would you not do this? There are some heritage crafters around here and they take students but you basically have to be independently wealthy. Otherwise I'd have been a blacksmith and ironworker six years ago. "Oh menial retail jobs that steal your soul really need me" fuck that noise

take my ass to torture city where the grass is ouch and the girls are hit me

nope. funkytown again

come on

once I snorted a fat line of nuance and everything started depending. watch out

“Even a slightly increased possibility of summoning rain is still an ability to summon rain” is such a good point