it says clearly in the lease no bee movie or else

it’s hard to like a character that’s sexually repressed bc if you go into the ao3 tag they are always writing them wrong sexually

Baby shoes for sale theylook gay

Going outside with wet hair from showering is humiliating because everyone sees you and thinks stuff like "eww gross here comes the wet girl". But going outside with wet hair when it's raining? Unambiguous boon because now everyone is thinking stuff like "wow, she's so topical" and "her hair is a scathing critique of the times we live in"

JFK Theory: when everyone blinked because of the loud gunshot, that's when the swordsman made his move

Is that a banana in your back pocket or is your penis just on backwards

I ALWAYS GET A BONER WHEN I TAKE THE BUS