it says clearly in the lease no bee movie or else

imagine you're victoria waterfield and your time with the doctor is so anxiety enducing that the doctor has to show a whole warning video to the next potential companion

New headcanon that Seven climbed over that cliff in Dragonfire because at this point he's so used to being in some sort of cinematic mortal danger every 20 minutes that if such a situation isn't readily available, he's been conditioned to seek it out himself. And his subconscious has to be a smartass about it by making it a literal cliff-hanger.

they should allow you to report posts for being gauche or passé

Draw him alive and well. Ok now draw him playing sudoku

Now draw him struggling at sudoku in a manner that is no longer endearing and is now embarassing

Pretty much.

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Happy ten years of being so old no one knows what 1337 is

you know why blood is red? my favorite color. all my decision

cmon child safety lid you know it's me

Richard Nixon once called in staff to help him open an allergy-pill bottle. It was the childproof type of bottle, with instructions saying “Press down while turning.” The cap had teeth marks on it where Nixon had apparently tried to gnaw it open

i can’t find the reblog chain that mentions it but it’s important to me that people know it was richard nixon himself that had signed the legislation requiring child safety lids on pill bottles