it says clearly in the lease no bee movie or else

skidaddled

The Doctor’s companions in the early years tended to be “my beloved surrogate granddaughter” and “guy I found in a dumpster.”

The idea of two people having sex and it creating another, smaller person who has a combination of their traits sounds like it was made up for fan fiction but alas I've heard tale that it's really happened

You guys are always like "being crushed by 10,000 tons of rock probably feels good as hell" or "being torn to pieces by hunting dogs would low key fix me" and I feel like those things would actually be unpleasant.

How about "Drinking an ice cold strawberry milkshake probably feels good as hell". Do you guys like that one.

By the way I was at a con and Colin Baker said "My doctor is full of sentiment, but not sentimental. He would step over a dead body to help a butterfly with a broken wing." If you even care.

imagine cloth mother and wire mother in family court competing for custody of the baby monkey

I Have Softness For You

i have milk for you

Stop.

Cut the baby monkey in half

all women should stop shaving their armpits for feminist reasons but also for selfish reasons which is that i think armpit hair on women is hot and i like to look at it. thank U

year two of going dressed as ciel to the ren faire and somebody yelled loud as fuck from her shop “LORD PHANTOMHIVE! Quite a long way from London! Care to purchase a dragon to protect your manor?” just a reminder that kuro is still alive and well in the world

Lesbianworld #lesbianplanet

haha nooooo fandom don't sand off all the rough edges and pointy bits off of that character those are the parts I scratch my brain with

“can mutuals dm you?” my mutuals can fire me from a cannon through a brick wall, looney tunes style. as long as we’re all having fun