it says clearly in the lease no bee movie or else

apparently youre supposed to perform. they love it when you perform. but it has to be authentic. they hate it when it's not authentic. but you have to perform.

pausing frontier in space after the master offers to help jo out of the cell so i can go ohhhh he’s so nice :) he’s literally nice! and ignore the blatant evil plan going on

a cat is a sort of machine that dispenses hair all over you and everything else in the room

no one says big mood anymore. no one even says mood. no one says anything. all thats left is a dry wind, that scours my face until i bleed

they want you to make fried rice

who is "they"

the wok left

how am I supposed to make fried rice if the wok left

skillet issue

There are Experiences behind this sign

*introducing myself to the guards who caught me* seized to meet you

it's Tuesday all day today and there's no known way to prevent this

Wile E. Coyote, two milliseconds before he lights a match only to reveal he's surrounded by flammable traps he himself has set and the whole website explodes