Neverland ?

Terry Crews is the perfect example of being manly without being toxic.

homophobes are not allowed to use computers because the inventor of the computer was gay

People think this is just a joke but Alan Turing was the inventor of the computer and his sexuality was illegal in his time (which was not even 100 years ago) and he was arrested. They put him on drugs that destroyed his genius brain and committed suicide a year after being covicted. He was gay and a war hero as well. He helped to break enigma which was a German code that they put all their messages through. He shorted WWII by two years and saved so many lives in the process.

Friendly reminder that if not for Alan Turing you wouldn’t be reading this post and we might be ruled by the nazis

wait fuck this is soooooo important always reblog

THAT LAST ONE IS WHY I STOPPED ATTENDING CHURCH AFTER I STARTED THERAPY.

wow this tea is exceptionally tasty tonight thank you

the amount of people tagging this as “this would work on me” is INTENSELY FUNNY YOU’RE ALL SO FUCKIN VALID

It’d work on me and I’m not ashamed to say it

What the fuck

I had one of these as a patient once. It was so cool!

I’ve seen this post so many times and I just don’t understand where the neck goes

When you suspect some bullshit

Its back 👏

it is so strange to me when people tell me they never had an ancient egyptian phase…like, what did you even do during your childhood? 

this is oddly specific?? and over 3000 people relate???

That egyptology book was too golden and shiny to resist

Children, collectively: crow brain says shiny and full of secrets. Gotta know.

THAT’S THE ONE

If you didn’t have an ancient Egyptian phase, you had an Ancient Greek phase. That’s the law. You had to have one of the two. And sometimes you had both.

I was ancient Greek, but yeah, totally, I know a lot of ppl who had this phase(s)

Blame Rick Riordan

I had both what does that mean?

Dirty talk but you both use your customer service voice

Thanks I hate it

Customer service but you use your dirty talk voice

You’re a nasty little bitch aren’t you? Trying to return these shoes after 30 days.

Jeezus fuckin Christ