wait all this talk about a hypothetical Scott and Kip divorce got me thinkingâŚ
Imagine Scottâs at an all star game, drunk off his ass at the bar. Shane walks in and leans on the bar and Scott notices that Shaneâs not wearing his wedding ring. Shane always wears his ring off the ice, there have been fucking articles about how Ilya wears his on a chain and Shane doesnât
Scott audibly sighs and Shane looks over at him. Scottâs too drunk not to say, âFuck, sorry, Iâm just so glad Iâm not alone. When did it happen? It was the fucking media, right? That was part of it for us. All this pressure to be perfect. Who can live up to that?â
Shaneâs like, âUh. What?â
Scottâs like, âSorry. Probably still fresh, huh? It is for me. Iâm just glad I wonât be the only gay divorcĂŠ in the league. Hey maybe we could time our announcements so they come out at the same time? Soften the blow for each other? Or, no, that could get political fastâ Scott keeps drunkenly rambling on
Shaneâs just standing there, panicked, trying to figure out the best way to break the news that the only reason heâs not wearing his wedding ring is because it really breaks his immersion in their roleplay that heâs a random slut Ilyaâs picking up at the bar