McScreamin

(guy who's not getting anything done voice) I need to learn every skill and all information

Y'all for real please do these. Even if you're certain your posture doesn't suck. One day you will wake up with impinged shoulder pain like I did and let me tell you it fucking HURTS. Do these exercises even just once a week and it will make such a difference. Especially my fellow creatives out there, stop shrimping over your work and go do these right now. RIGHT NOW.

Also, if you’re even a little concerned about getting a hump or having trouble standing fully upright in your old age, this is how you prevent that. If you want to be up and about when you’re old you have to start when you’re younger. And keep in mind there is no bad time to start and it’s never too late. Starting today is way better than never starting at all.

(walking down a street and not stepping in any needles, glass, rotten food, loose bags or bottles of piss) this whole damn place has gone to shit

Yep, because baby formula is one of the most shoplifted things in America. Which should ALSO radicalize you.

Or... We stop shoplifting? 🤔 Are we demonizing acts to stop crimes now?

ill tear your head off your shoulders you dumb fuck

I'm all for radicalization like the government and society are fucked. But they put baby formula in locked cases because it is used to make meth. The store does this to keep an eye out if someone is buying way too much. Like waaaaay too much.

Im realizing not everyone has a bedside hammer

I am shocked at how many people don't have an actively hostile relationship with advertising

It’s actually so misogynistic to assume hetero Jessica doesn’t also jerk it to twinks in panties

white people you don’t need to say you’re white when you reblog this btw. you don’t even need to mention it btw