nervous young inhuman

When youre a kid youre like wtf adults are making themselves sick with poisons and when youre an adult youre like i need more poisons ASAP

Pussy from a girl with seven vaginas

Top ten reasons to kill yourself ranked by virtue

There should be cigarettes made from night time

good news. the things that used to upset me no longer upset me. bad news. i'm creating an army of bugs to hurt innocent bystanders

top ten most fucked up & evil lines in fiction is in community when abed hits troy with that FUCKASS "btw when i cloned you i had to patch some missing parts of your dna with genes from a homing pigeon. you may notice side effects—like a compulsion to come back" which i remember verbatim because what the fuck.

2026 being the ten year anniversary of 2016 ace discourse means that everyone needs to get incredibly asexual this year. as reparations

the cruel doctor pepper experimented on me and now im the first human soda hybrid

"I'm lying to you but this sentence is technically the truth without context" is such a good trope. Like yes the way that I am spinning these words forms a lie but if you squint I'm actually not lying.

i want a perfect buddy i want a perfect bro

I wanna be scrubbed I wanna be scrubbed I wanna be scrubbed I wanna be scrubbed I wanna be scrubbed I wanna be scrubbed I wanna b