Actually just stealing memes

my new poker strat: start tearing up after looking at my cards no matter what i got

little known fact about me i was actually isekai'd into this world from the video game world. i used to be a peggle orb

a person from 150 years ago would be terrified by modern stuff . however , a duck from 150 years ago would just be all like ,still got lakes? yes ? okay cool

Reblogging again because I thought they changed the quote so I decided to look up the actual quote and it’s not fake that is very much the actual quote

Thank you for reporting this weird ass porn ad ☺️ no, we will not stop showing it to you 🤗 in fact, it's going to be the only ad you see from now on 🥰 yeah, that photo you posted got flagged as mature content because it shows a woman's shoulder 😇

There are many animals I expect to see in caves, but I can confidently say that this was not one of them.

The elephants yearn for the mines

They crave that mineral

">_< but im scared of change!" <- girl who wishes everything was different

Thou wouldst not downloadeth a car

fighting game heritage post

from a programming perspective, it's more likely there's just a base class for a playable character that happens to be used to instanciate goku directly, and is inherited to make other character classes so it's likely less that characters go ask goku what to do, and more that every character just is goku with some stuff added on top

There is a bit of Goku in each one of us

this girl must have pussy like a pizza bc Everytime she fucks me I have little seizures

In your 20s, you'll feel like you're losing the race. It's important to understand that there is no race.

happy pride to losers who get no bitches and stack no paper

Thank you. I hope everybody thinks this

economists really took the divine right of kings and turned it into billionaire CEOs

“it’s kinda fucked up to reject the business practices of jeff bezos when he rightfully earned his position under capitalism”