Seen a lot of pearl clutching over this tweet but I think it's funny as fuck.

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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
noise dept.
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trying on a metaphor

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Seen a lot of pearl clutching over this tweet but I think it's funny as fuck.

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Had a dream where Johnny from “The Devil Went Down To Georgia” came out as a trans woman and the response was so unanimously positive it reversed nearly all of the transphobic bills in the South. She played live in Georgia to an audience of about a third of the US.
Happy late pride month to Joanie, the best that’s ever been 🏳️⚧️
Joanie recently changed her name to Jolene because “it’s funnier”, she says
Turns out you can roll a 7 on a d6
but only once.
can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do

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Pros and Cons by Work Chronicles
me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit
mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters
me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU
Hey OP? What the FUCK does this mean?
decay exists as an extant form of life
That’s a terrifying answer, have a nice day
THE ORIGINAL?!?!!!!!!!!;!!!!!!!!???
i love "coyote time" as a phrase. I wish it was time for coyotoes all of the time.
COYOTE TIME ALL OF THE TIME!!!

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sometimes being a fan of something means not wanting them to make any more of it
steam repeatedly notifying you that a friend is booting up a game thats clearly not cooperating feels like ur sitting inside and someone outside keeps trying to rev up a lawnmower
My cat had a bad morning. PATREON
somebody posted this Calvin and Hobbes strip and i cannot overstate just how topical this fuckin thing is
"Be careful, there're mimics in this dungeon. They can take on the shape of any object!"
"Wait, they can do that? I thought they just look like chests."
"No, they can grow into all sorts of shapes."
"Do they maintain that shape after they die?"
"Yes. Why are you asking?"
"I just had an idea for a new business venture."
[ID: An edit of the Ikea logo to say "Mimikea" End ID]
Necromancer to their friend in the Mimikea parking lot: hey, you wanna see something really funny?

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Apparently today is Loving Day, named after Richard and Milford Loving, the interracial couple whose lawsuit against the state of Virginia resulted in interracial marriage becoming legal in the United States. And so this day was made as a holiday for interracial relationships. I think that's very cool and deserves a tumblr post. Happy Loving Day to everyone in interracial relationships!
well, well. you thought it would be fun having an icecreamgirl gf. you thought it would be cool that she's plural and has three flavors. now she's trying to conquer europe, and you come crying to me
the punchline on this absolutely fucking killed me
...are you a french infantryman invading russia?
Was this about that bitch from rwby
this is about napoleon
dynamite?
[FAILED] Too dangerous, sorry. Blow yourself up, blow your neighbor up, blow the whole town up.
wait.
NAPOLEON BLOWNAPART