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is this the ORIGINAL?!???
oh holy shit i didn’t even know where this meme came from
OH MY ACTUAL GOD THE ORIGINAL
ORIGINALS ON THE ROLL
WAIT THIS IS THE GUY WHO DOES ANIMATION FOR CUPHEAD TOO????
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I love when a meme gets so many steps away from its source material that it would be completely incomprehensible if I didn't know what today's date was
Too much movement makes your joints hurt and too little movement also makes your joints hurt. This would imply that there's an optimal amount of movement that allows your joints to not hurt. This is a lie.
In your opinion, what is the most proper way for a wizard to imprison someone?
conjure or construct a cage
conjure shackles and chains
animate ropes or vines to bind them
bind them in as much ice as possible
miniaturize them and confine them to a bottle or perhaps dollhouse
curse them with blind, deaf, and mute
curse them with amnesia or feeblemind
petrify them into a statue
time stop or soul trap
full body paralysis
just kill them and get some fool to resurrect them again when needed
for maximum effect and efficiency the wizard should [tag]
Shared here today by Matthew Boroson on Facebook. (ETA: Gaining inspiration from other authors is great. Lifting passages and avoiding giving credit isn’t.)
Tanith Lee was the first woman to win the British Fantasy Award for best novel, for the second book of the Flat Earth series. She died in 2015. You can buy Tales From the Flat Earth here and here .
You can also borrow some of Tanith Lee’s books from the Internet Archive if you are unable to buy them.
Here’s a link to Night’s Master, the first book in the Flat Earth series.
I cannot recommend Lee’s work enough. And it pains me that I’d never even heard of her until last year.
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laptop overheating?? pour water on it to cool it down!
i trusted you
Do not trust people like me. I will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. I will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. And when I leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people
THE ORIGINAL?!?!?!?!?!
Quotes from 天官赐福 (2)
- “认识你之后我才从新发现，原来开心就是这么简单的事。”
“Only after having met you did I rediscover that it’s such a simple thing to be happy.”
- “天下无不散之宴席，但我永远不会离开你。”
“There’s no banquet in this world that doesn’t come to an end, but I will never leave you.”
- “如果可以，我愿意你把我当成踏脚石，过河拆的桥，向上爬要踩的尸骨，活该千刀万剐的罪人。但我知道你不会。”
“If I could, I would have you use me as your stepping stone, the bridge you take apart after crossing, the corpse bones you need to trample to climb up, the sinner who deserved the butchering of a million knives. But, I know you wouldn’t allow it.”
- “如果你的梦想，是拯救苍生，那我的梦想，便唯你一人。”
“If your dream is to save the common people, then, my dream, is only you.”
- “对我来说，风光无限的是你，跌落尘埃的也是你。重点是 ‘你’，而不是 ‘怎样’ 的你。”
“To me, the one basking in infinite glory is you; the one fallen from grace is also you. What matters is you, and not the state of you.”
- “对一些人来说，某人存在于这世上，本身就是希望。”
“To some, the very existence of a certain person in this world is in itself, hope.”
- “我有一个心爱之人还在这世上，我想保护他。”
“I have a beloved who is still in this world, I want to protect them.”
- “天赋以外，没有什么东西就是属于谁的。”
“Other than natural talent, there is nothing that belonged to anyone from birth.”
- “美丽的东西存在这世上，这一点本身就值得感谢了。”
“To have beauty exist in this world is already in itself something to be grateful for.”
- “可能一个人如果一直吃的都是苦的，就会习惯苦味了。可突然有一天，有人给了他一口甜的，他想起了甜是什么样的滋味，再去吃苦的，就要皱起脸了。”
“Perhaps, when a person had only ever eaten what was bitter then he’d be used to the taste of bitterness. But, when suddenly one day someone gave him a taste of sweetness, to eat what was bitter with the thought of sweetness would probably bring a frown to his face.”
English added by me :)
Unpopular opinion: Being intelligent isn’t an excuse for being unkind.
Pretentious asshole is OUT! Pretentious Sweetheart is IN! Wearing dapper clothes and holding the door open for others makes you feel COOL AS H*CK! Glance up from your hefty books to give a stranger a smile!! Quote literature to inspire others! Be presumptuous in the way that you presume that everyone needs their day to be a little brighter!!!
Administration showed us this tweet on day one of grad school and boy did it hit home
“distinguished yourself by being kind” is my literal life motto at work, holy shit
onwards, comrades
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here’s to all the things you survived quietly and privately this year
actually you know what that's exactly it i would rather someone add 5 parantheticals after every sentence than use tone indicators it's 1. accomplishing SO much more in terms of clarity 2. extremely funny to look at depending on how they're used
observe:
"is this real? /gen" — i thought /gen meant "general" for ages. i would not be able to understand this on first sight a few years ago and is thus ineffective
"is this real? (genuine question)" — i fully understand this without issue
"is this real? (genuine question) (can't tell) (very realistic) (looks real) (scary) (photoshop?)" — is not only incredibly clear it's also very funny to read all of these thoughts stapled together while also in their own parentheses. it's also the most useful because now i can actually address all parts of what they are asking me with as much specificity as BOTH of us need
parentheses my beloved (they are for bonus thoughts) (and questions) ( and sidetracks) (like a 2nd conversation on top of the first)
i'm not a lesbian as far as i know and i already have a wife but thanks tumblr
man what did i click on that tumblr thinks im gay
the sign in button?
if i came to investigate a case and the main suspect was named “judas duplicitous” i’d throw in the towel dude
some royal jewels were stolen from the louvre which is unfortunate for historical reasons but you gotta appreciate a classic crime. so many crimes are online these days it’s nice to see heist culture is still alive
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Youtube is full of ads, spotify is full of ads, tumblr is full of ads, pinterest is full of ads. Everything uses ai. Every new update makes the website/app worse. Youtube auto translates almost every video I want to watch. Sometimes pinterest only loads ads for me. Check out this new ai feature. Here's a new update that breaks ur laptop. Here's a new update that breaks ur phone. Why are u complaining about ur phone, just get the newest iphone lol. Join my patreon. Join my membership. Pay a monthly membership to get all features. Upgrade your membership to get even more features. Subscribe to netflix. Subscribe to disney. Subscribe to amazon. Subscribe to hulu. This content isn't available in ur country. This content was removed. This website was removed. This feature only exists for apple. This app only exists for apple. U need to a WiFi connection to play this game. U need an account. We need your email to finish creating this account. We need your number to finish creating your account. We need your id to finish creating your account. In order to delete your account please write an email. In order to delete your account you need a laptop. Oops our database was hacked and ur information was stolen. Ur data was sold from this random website u used once 10 years ago. Spam call. Spam call. Spam call.
The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.
Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.
So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.
Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.
oh shit
As the OP of this post, I’m going to threaten that if this gets to one million notes by the 10 year anniversary on 1 June 2026, one year from today, I will get a lower back tattoo of the loch ness bear monster.
Y'all know what to do Tumblr.
