there's a light on you

Whole house undiagnosed

tragic: tumblr user develops new obsession(s) with media that none of their mutuals know or care about

the problem with tumblr spells is all of you lil sluts are casting and not giving it time to charge so you're all casting cantrips and not 9th level death spells. everyone wants to be the one to take them down no one wants to be the one who assists

Wait stop. everyone +like now and spread it a little but cast on the same day in August. lets try August 6th or something.

CAST NOW

Women can write m/m. Men can write f/f. Asexuals can write filthy smut. Lesbians and gay men can write m/f. It's all arbitrary anyway. Who give a shit.

"Oh but they don't have an experience of-" I don't have any experience committing or solving murders either but that's still mostly what I read and write about.

I've never banged an alien but here we are.

You've never banged an alien yet! There's always time!

learn to associate cleaning with pride instead of shame and your quality of life will improve in ways you can't even imagine btw

like I'm sympathetic, it's hard work, it takes some degree of mental organisation and physical capacity that is not equally accessible to every human being on earth. I know. but regardless of how much you can do and how often, you will get better results across the board if you can frame it as positive effort towards a better situation instead of perpetually self flagellating for having the sin of being a solid thing in physical space that steadily accumulates dirt no matter what just like everything else on earth

pro-tip: don't ever use the sentence "thousands of years" in your worldbuilding unless you really know what a thousand years is like

Thousands of years is a long-ass time but this provides serious worldbuilding opportunities to a motivated sicko willing to grapple with the ramifications

as a writer you gotta figure out what is going on, and then figure out how much your dumb as rocks POV character understands of it, then imbue the consequences with as much gay sex as possible

I was gonna say something like “difficult when your POV character is very smart or wise” but wait, being dumb as rocks can happen to anyblorbo or their love interest! Gay sex finds a way

An important reminder today, and every day.

"I guess I would scream too if I knew a God could hear me" is too much of a raw line to come from a tik tok about a cat

Truly one of the best Little Songs We All Make Up About Our Cats