Human Under Construction

moose

deer

elk

bison

zebras

rhinoceroses

hippopotamuses

giraffes

let's start backbreeding dogs with wolves and see if we can get rideable wargs

I bet with some work we can breed and train big riding cats

these landimals are lame, let's try for a swimming turtle or dolphin

this is unnecessary enslavement and I'll have no part of it

black vs white

grey vs gray

black vs gray

red vs blue

red vs green

red vs white

blue vs orange

black vs red

black vs yellow

black vs rainbow

graphic design is my passion! so I will post nuanced analysis in the [tag]s

heavy laser cannon

rapid-fire projectile gun

chainsaw arm

flamethrower

rocket punch

flashbang grenades

double-jump jets

grappling hook

reconnaissance drones

self-repair nanobots

the path of wisdom is opposed to violence; I shall retreat into meditation

pop

pop pa pop pa pa pop pop

fssssssssss

FWEEEEEEEEET

crackle crackle crackle

shhhhhhhhhhh

BANG

thmp - BOOM

I guess I'd call it more of a [tag]

forget fireworks, give me the muted hum of a drone light display

fuck all fireworks, I'll stay home trying to keep my pets (and myself) calm

slaying

slaughtering

extermination

execution

harvesting

culling

neutralizing

assassination

dispatching

"unalive" gets a lot of hate but I think it's effective in the right context

why aren't we just using "killed"? "killed" is fine.

more people should know and use [tag]

my bedroom, door locked, minimal distractions

shared room at home, comfy seating, maybe some light background noise

desk at a library, quiet enforced by librarians

coffee shop, usual hustle and bustle background

my office, optimized for work efficiency

public park bench or table, assuming decent weather

natural space, gentle environmental soundscape

there's probably a [tag] nearby that'll help me focus

see if I can get it on audio book so I can follow along while doing other stuff

pft, if I'm struggling to finish I probably don't need to finish at all

ocean voyagers

tundra and taiga hunters

desert nomads

jungle treehouse dwellers

swampfolk

underground cavers / miners

river navigators

plains horseback riders

militant empire cityfolk

theocratic hierarchy cityfolk

ivory tower academics

rural independent farmers

aluminum coins

platinum coins

palladium coins

invented fantasy-metal coins

letters of credit

gold bars

bulk cut gemstones

artworks and luxury goods

just pay a mage to teleport the coins where you want them

some fantasy worlds have [tag] which I consider an elegant solution

I demand chests full of thousands of unorganized mixed currency

we all carry guns, one way or another this will be over quick

there are enough knives in the kitchen to arm everyone

canned food or bricks thrown en masse

dangerous chemicals that we can't "control" but can aim

bet I can turn the paper cutter arm into a machete

given all the fights around here most of us are decent brawlers

the significant workplace hazards can be weaponized as traps

certified heavy machinery operators are basically mech pilots

I've given this some thought and I'd probably go with [tag]

*sigh* I'm probably expected to give my life to protect the kids or some shit

I guess I hope they run out of bullets before they get to me

humans with long pointy ears

humans with tails

humans with horns

humans with protruding fangs

humans with colorful skin

humans with two extra arms

humans that use their hands and feet interchangeably

humans with different shape and color irises

humans with wings

as a monsterfucker myself I am not qualified to answer this question

whatever they look like this will trigger a transdimensional genocide campaign

murder mystery

conspiracy thriller

international travelogue

clean romance

smutty romance

pop science

pop history

self-improvement

sci-fi or fantasy epic

classic literature

ohmygod I've had [tag] sitting on my shelf and it's time to get into it

iunno probably still on my phone

whichever is cheapest, I have no standards

one with a pool

one with an in-house spa

walking distance to the place I'm actually going for vacation

Airbnb for that homey feel

whichever has the best view out the balcony

whichever one accepts my frequent flyer miles

whichever has the best attached restaurant

reliable high speed internet for my on-the-go lifestyle

I stay with family and friends, never needed a hotel

what is "vacation"?

sold it online

sold it at a storefront

donated to charity / book drive

left it at a little free library

loaned it to someone (I expect it'll come back eventually)

gave it to someone (it's not coming back)

returned it to same place I bought it

returned to the library, that's how libraries work

accidentally destroyed

intentionally destroyed (it was necessary)

huh I guess it's just lost because I haven't seen it in a while

more people should know [tag] is an option