Useless Snake 🐍

I get paid to make maps of the ocean.  This post is going to haunt me like that “mothers and fuckers of the jury” post haunts that trial attorney

I couldn’t date a tsundere because she’d say something like “I don’t even like you! Hmph!” and then I would run directly in front of the nearest car

are you implying there is no skill to breast milk?

I was really just hoping breast milk wouldn’t become a major part of this conversation.

You people are normal right. If I learn how to be a person from you it would be fine right

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The loudest guy in the fucking world: hey man

There's more after 'hey man' but you're deaf now

Executive dysfunction is when there’s gas in the tank but no fuse. Either that or the engine is fine but the breaks don’t work. Or somehow both.

hello instagram artist. your challenge is to do a portrait study of a woman but you’re not allowed to stylize them so their eyes are really big and more cat eyed than the reference photo. You’re also not allowed to make their noses more of a button nose or their lips full and pouty or their faces heart shaped with no double chin. Also you have to draw a fat woman. one thats actually fat and not just slightly curvier than the kpop demon hunters body type. good luck

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Calling ineterracial relationships toxic or fetishizing just seem like anti race mixing or racism with extra steps

guards! read me my bedtime yaoi

my liege if you keep having all of the guards come to your bedroom to read you bedtime stories, there will be no one to actually guard the castle during that time!

any intruders are welcome to join us for story time

my liege the enemies to lovers yaoi is affecting your perception of the danger of real enemies.

when will it be my turn.