Urban Pests

pjackk's corpse has washed up upon the shore rusted and covered in seaweed

they pushed his corpse back out to sea

nevermind post cancelled he's dead again

If nothing else, I am at least grateful for transgender women and sadomasochism

imagine if you had a gyro

Why is pet play always dogs anyway

Youre a dirty little goldfish arent you. daddys gonna clean your tank out so good so you have to wait in the sink until im done.

did perfectionism ever truly protect you from harm or neglect as a child though. ultimately. Lol

[REALLY NORMAL AND WELL-ADJUSTED VOICE] well you never know maybe it COULD have saved me. if i ever actually achieved perfection. it could have happened then. if i was actually ever enough. Which i was not

One time i got sucked up by a ufo im not joking

what happebned

On god they were being super mean to me like they were flicking my head and shit the grey aliens were flicking my head and punching my nose and giving me noogies and shoving me and shit....

Yeah sorry I can't come into work today. I accidentally heard Primadonna by Marina formerly of and the Diamonds. So I need the day to be a primadonna girl. Yeah it's going to be the whole day.

"can mutuals dm" "can mutuals ask for your discord" girl, mutuals have an implied invitation to my wedding