griffin we gotta fight some weeds at floor-twenty!

Is there a word for occupying the space where normies think you're a freak and freaks think you're a normie?

ronin

The website whose major export in the last 365 days is a superwholock style yaoi delusion about Markiplier and Ryan Gosling seems obsessed with letting me know it finds itself too much of a sophisticated cinephile to enjoy a Christopher Nolan movie

My issue isn't that I think I'm too good to enjoy a cinematic movie, it's the complete bastardization and sanitation of the female characters. To be fair, I feel that way about all Nolan films to an extent, but this one especially so because the female characters are so incredible in the source material. Penelope isn't some sad, weak woman waiting to be saved. She's a cunning strategist who holds down the fort until her boo gets back, which she never doubts for a second. Athena isn't a product or victim of war and violence. She is a WARMONGERING GODDESS. Calypso and Circe are also goddesses and they are not there to act as sad caretakers to listen to Odysseus's grief. They are actually just as flawed and monstrous as the male gods, assaulting Odysseus and using him as they see fit. They have depth and individual motives that have nothing to do with the pathetic man Nolan turns Odysseus into.

i could probably engage you in good faith discourse about this but opening your blog and immediately seeing art of ryan gosling sticking his tongue down markiplier's throat absolutely knocked the wind out of me

the kitties long for the weighing tub

if mold started growing inside me i wouldn’t mind because the mold is alive and i am not

weary and wary are not the same word and have very different meanings and if i see one more person use wearily when they mean warily I’m gonna combust

thank you for this reply you get the funny crown today with bonus points for accuracy

Whenever I come back to Tumblr and check the activity, it’s always this post still getting some notes here and there.

Southerners really went off with “y’all” and the Brits really went off with “innit” but most of all the Aussies really went off with calling everyone cunts all the time