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*dumps more caffeinated garbage into my failing corpse* im thriving

#will talks #greatest hits #1k #2k #3k #4k #5k #10k #25k #50k #75k #100k #jesus christ almighty stop reblogging this post

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dryococelas01

which of the following worm things do you think would be tastiest (whether just licking or full eating)?

miss militias weapon mid transformation

bonesaws spider surgeon things

the siberian

newter goo (the moment before you get high)

Atlas

the meat that makes up bitchs dog mechs

crawler steak (marinaded in own juices)

one of the failed blasto endbringer hybrids

Eden finger

A Lab Rat vial

a Nilbog Goblin

a properly prepared breed bug

Voting ended onJun 22

benssecondatyempt

Atlas is like a weird mix of different bugs and people can eat bugs so I guess him?

#yaaaay

dorothylarouge

Cityrumble Returns Final: Chicago vs. New Orleans

Chicago

New Orleans

Remaining time: 9 hours 46 minutes

lakemojave

Calling all chicago mutuals use your ultimate powers to unite against the idealized jpeg of new orleans. go my warriors

deepseasmetro

CHICAGO PROPAGANDA:

BASICALLY a coastal town. but instead of being on the ocean, it's one of the largest lakes in the world... a lake so large it has weather patterns more similar to an ocean than a lake. you can't even see the other side! this is so cool! a very unique ecosystem!!

2. home to some of the ABSOLUTE BEST museums in the country... my personal favorite is the museum of science and industry, where they have such permanent exhibits as the agricultural exhibit, featuring live hatching of chicks!

3. chicago also has the field museum, where you can see SUE the t-rex: the most completed t-rex skeleton to date (90%)!!!

4. chicago also has some of the BEST public transit in the country!

listen, NOLA is lovely, and i can't say i fault anyone for voting that way........ but GET CHICAGO PILLED NOW. it's an incredible and beautiful city that's home to some of the most culturally rich communities in the country...

VOTE CHICAGO!!!!!!!!!!!!

#chicago sweeeeeep

mousidy

speaking from experience, if you're a lesbian and you're attracted to a trans man then two options present themselves to you:

realize that you don't really see him as a man, or :

accept that you can be attracted to a man

a fork in the road like this would be a great place to examine your bioessentialist transphobia, but instead of doing that you can just ascend to a new enlightened plane and reach queer level 100 by deciding "welllll trans men can be lesbians"

mousidy

a lot of advanced level 100 enlightened queer thinking is really just bioessentialism in disguise frankly

like, no, it's actually not level 100 gender to expect trans women to top you, you just see her as a man and instead of examining your transphobia you're pretending you exist on the next plane of queer thought high above us bottom feeders who foolishly think having a penis might not necessarily mean she wants to perform a traditionally masculine role for you in the bedroom

mousidy

a lot of trans women I've met who initially discuss enjoying topping their partners have, over time, after getting space from the expectation to top, said that they've stopped enjoying topping and no longer want to do it

certainly a lot of trans women genuinely enjoy topping, but I think it's a lot fewer than many people imagine. we just aren't being given the space to genuinely explore what we want, often thanks to the presence of enlightened level 100 queers who see us as naive fools for thinking we might not want to top. how simple we are for not considering that Women Can Top Too! it's actually more radical for women to top! 😁

mousidy

no amount of pretending to be an advanced queer thinker can paper over the fact that you expect trans men to be like women in their sexualities and you expect trans women to be like men in our sexualities. you are not level 100 you're level 1

fiercestpurpose

There’s a quality that certain books/movies/TV shows have that leads me to say, “Yeah, I can see people making fanfiction of that.” It’s something to do, I think, with how tight the story is, how much feels open-ended or like it could be elaborated on.

Something like Breaking Bad, for example, has low squiggability (that’s what I’m calling this quality). It’s tightly written, the characters are consistent, there’s little left to interpolate or extrapolate. Obviously, people DO write fanfic of Breaking Bad, but it still has a low squiggability score. Whereas something like Supernatural has a high squiggability score. Fantasy and science fiction often have high squiggability scores. This suggests squiggability could also be related to worldbuilding and potential for people to borrow a premise or setting.

And sometimes you’ll read or watch something and you’ll say, “Ah, low squiggability,” and then you’ll open tumblr and find out that everyone else seem to think its squiggability was very high indeed.

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penandinkprincess

parenting commitment level 3000

penandinkprincess

apparently a requirement for working at poison control is a talent for stand-up comedy

starsarefairylightsfornerds

aqueerkettleofish

When I was training to be a paramedic, we had one student ask the instructor what to do in the event of a marijuana overdose. The instructor said "Tell him to take two twinkies and call you in the morning."

innerchildabortionclinic

everyone who is an excellent writer thinks they suck and will never get published. everyone whose writing sucks ass is actually getting published and displayed in barnes and noble

#greer i hope you get dunked on for that shit every day the rest of your life

unthinkingclunk

I do think part of the reason we don't have standardized clothes sizing is because clothes are. Really complicated. Most of them do actually have more than one aspect of fit. It makes sense that companies resist printing like the dozens of measurements they use to make, say, a pair of jeans. On one level, it's just a lot for a customer to think about and consider. And then on the other...

They don't want people to understand that "the problem" they have is that the jeans aren't made for them. Manufacturers prefer for them to continue buying jeans they don't like and feeling like their body is the problem.

But if you had to list all the measurements, it would quickly get really obvious suddenly how many decisions got made as "these jeans are actually only for people of one body type" and "wait, all the jeans basically are made for this same body type". Which might make more room for competitors to actually make jeans for different body types! Can't be having that!

unthinkingclunk

I just get so upset! People constantly have the same problems with clothes they own and conclude that it's an inherent problem with their body, often incorrectly assuming it has to do with having more fat/muscles even when it's about a completely different measurement. Because nobody fucking knows about crotch length!!! They don't think about it!

spicypolls

Have you ever had sex in a public space*?

Yes, only as a minor.

Yes, only as an adult.

Yes, both as an adult and a minor.

No, only in private places.

No, I've never had sex.

Other

Remaining time: 5 days 1 hour

*Public transport, bars/pubs/clubs, public bathrooms, parks, etc.

#in a park a bunch of times

eelhound

“How does one hate a country, or love one?… I know people, I know towns, farms, hills and rivers and rocks, I know how the sun at sunset in autumn falls on the side of a certain plowland in the hills; but what is the sense of giving a boundary to all that, of giving it a name and ceasing to love where the name ceases to apply? What is love for one’s country; is it hate for one’s uncountry? Then it’s not a good thing. Is it simply self-love? That’s a good thing, but one mustn’t make a virtue of it, or a profession.”

— Ursula K. Le Guin, from The Left Hand of Darkness (1969)

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Sorry, Dad. I couldn't think of a nice way to say "America Stinks!"

The Simpsons, Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington (1991) dir. Wes Archer

cartoon-deactivated20220930

Happy 4th of July from Lisa Simpson!!! 👏 👏 👏

tsarina-anadyomene

there's a post that has a couple thousand notes that says "nudes are boring send me your poetry" and tbh a bunch of people sending amateur poetry sounds like fucking torture. getting an unsolicited lame poem is imo worse than getting an unsolicited dick pic. for me it's worse. much greater disgust reaction.

thesewersofparis

btw i live on nailpolish reddit nowadays

and everyone is posting their 4th of july manis

except this year its very few american flags and red white and blue and stars.

and a LOT of pond scum inspiration

notdeezy

Today is the day to post this

lilyblisslys

transgender willpower check: someone younger than when you started HRT just said it’s too late for them to start hormones

transmechanicus

#the only point at which it's too late is AFTER YOU ARE DEAD!! EVERY DAY UNTIL THEN YOU CAN TAKE HRT!!

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