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*dumps more caffeinated garbage into my failing corpse* im thriving

#will talks #greatest hits #1k #2k #3k #4k #5k #10k #25k #50k #75k #100k #jesus christ almighty stop reblogging this post

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fiercestpurpose

There’s a quality that certain books/movies/TV shows have that leads me to say, “Yeah, I can see people making fanfiction of that.” It’s something to do, I think, with how tight the story is, how much feels open-ended or like it could be elaborated on.

Something like Breaking Bad, for example, has low squiggability (that’s what I’m calling this quality). It’s tightly written, the characters are consistent, there’s little left to interpolate or extrapolate. Obviously, people DO write fanfic of Breaking Bad, but it still has a low squiggability score. Whereas something like Supernatural has a high squiggability score. Fantasy and science fiction often have high squiggability scores. This suggests squiggability could also be related to worldbuilding and potential for people to borrow a premise or setting.

And sometimes you’ll read or watch something and you’ll say, “Ah, low squiggability,” and then you’ll open tumblr and find out that everyone else seem to think its squiggability was very high indeed.

penandinkprincess

parenting commitment level 3000

penandinkprincess

apparently a requirement for working at poison control is a talent for stand-up comedy

starsarefairylightsfornerds

aqueerkettleofish

When I was training to be a paramedic, we had one student ask the instructor what to do in the event of a marijuana overdose. The instructor said "Tell him to take two twinkies and call you in the morning."

innerchildabortionclinic

everyone who is an excellent writer thinks they suck and will never get published. everyone whose writing sucks ass is actually getting published and displayed in barnes and noble

#greer i hope you get dunked on for that shit every day the rest of your life

unthinkingclunk

I do think part of the reason we don't have standardized clothes sizing is because clothes are. Really complicated. Most of them do actually have more than one aspect of fit. It makes sense that companies resist printing like the dozens of measurements they use to make, say, a pair of jeans. On one level, it's just a lot for a customer to think about and consider. And then on the other...

They don't want people to understand that "the problem" they have is that the jeans aren't made for them. Manufacturers prefer for them to continue buying jeans they don't like and feeling like their body is the problem.

But if you had to list all the measurements, it would quickly get really obvious suddenly how many decisions got made as "these jeans are actually only for people of one body type" and "wait, all the jeans basically are made for this same body type". Which might make more room for competitors to actually make jeans for different body types! Can't be having that!

unthinkingclunk

I just get so upset! People constantly have the same problems with clothes they own and conclude that it's an inherent problem with their body, often incorrectly assuming it has to do with having more fat/muscles even when it's about a completely different measurement. Because nobody fucking knows about crotch length!!! They don't think about it!

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spicypolls

Have you ever had sex in a public space*?

Yes, only as a minor.

Yes, only as an adult.

Yes, both as an adult and a minor.

No, only in private places.

No, I've never had sex.

Other

Remaining time: 5 days 14 hours

*Public transport, bars/pubs/clubs, public bathrooms, parks, etc.

#in a park a bunch of times

eelhound

“How does one hate a country, or love one?… I know people, I know towns, farms, hills and rivers and rocks, I know how the sun at sunset in autumn falls on the side of a certain plowland in the hills; but what is the sense of giving a boundary to all that, of giving it a name and ceasing to love where the name ceases to apply? What is love for one’s country; is it hate for one’s uncountry? Then it’s not a good thing. Is it simply self-love? That’s a good thing, but one mustn’t make a virtue of it, or a profession.”

— Ursula K. Le Guin, from The Left Hand of Darkness (1969)

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Sorry, Dad. I couldn't think of a nice way to say "America Stinks!"

The Simpsons, Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington (1991) dir. Wes Archer

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Happy 4th of July from Lisa Simpson!!! 👏 👏 👏

tsarina-anadyomene

there's a post that has a couple thousand notes that says "nudes are boring send me your poetry" and tbh a bunch of people sending amateur poetry sounds like fucking torture. getting an unsolicited lame poem is imo worse than getting an unsolicited dick pic. for me it's worse. much greater disgust reaction.

thesewersofparis

btw i live on nailpolish reddit nowadays

and everyone is posting their 4th of july manis

except this year its very few american flags and red white and blue and stars.

and a LOT of pond scum inspiration

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notdeezy

Today is the day to post this

lilyblisslys

transgender willpower check: someone younger than when you started HRT just said it’s too late for them to start hormones

transmechanicus

#the only point at which it's too late is AFTER YOU ARE DEAD!! EVERY DAY UNTIL THEN YOU CAN TAKE HRT!!

slimetony

hey guys im making french toast sticks in the oven. I’m gonna take a quick nap wake me up in 5 minutes so i can flip them over

guddram-deactivated20180109

Randy its been five minutes flip your sticks

slimetony

snnnnzzzzz

guddram-deactivated20180109

#happy ten years to randy your sticks

teaboot

*Sprays u with a can of "Serious String"* [you are gently covered by a loose, aerisolized tangle of high-tensile polymer weave]

#skitter vs mannequin #worm

bimmyjimmy

angrily sleeping because i made him give the bed to moose since moose was there first

#cats are the priority #he looks like a plushie that fell off the bed

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yenthecat

What did you say??

rickybabyboy

i said "a"

#cats are the priority

butch-king-frankenstein

I think those fancomics where Calvin from Calvin and Hobbes is transgender are cute and fun but I also think it's a deep misunderstanding of Calvin's character to think he would transition into a heterosexual normie who goes to her high school reunion. That girl would have neopronouns and fang implants

butch-king-frankenstein

Adult Calvin is a tattoo artist named Panthera who is the bassist in a terrible metal band called Captain Napalm and Hobbes helps do faer E injections

butch-king-frankenstein

I know it's like 2 weeks too late to change it but I'm so mad I didn't realize that the band would obviously be called "Get Rid Of Slimy GirlS". I walk the road of shame

parawyrm

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