griffin we gotta fight some weeds at floor-twenty!

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i got a weed vape that's pink and it has three fucking tanks one with indica one with sativa and one with hybrid all with dumb as shit names like slimer and pink z and shit and you turn it on and it says "choose your player" with options to smoke the indica, the sativa, or the hybrid, or a combination of any two, or all three, at the same fucking time. no matter how short you rip it for you blow a fat cloud and the effect it has is like making you a little unsteady but weirdly totally clearheaded for the first two seconds of hitting it and then the third makes the room spin and makes you vomit everything inside you and then black out. there's a picture of an exploding head on the little display, right next to the blinker counter. you're supposed to hit a blinker on this thing.

not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl... what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀

happy birthday devils sacrament. i wish you were never born

god DAM babey u done stop me in m TRACKS i can smell ur dam FEET from HHHHHHH EEEEEEHEEEHOOHOOO i can smell ur dam FEET from HERE well look me n the patnurs goin down to the levi tpack some LIPS maybe go mudridin how bouchune y HHHHHHHHHHHH fat ass friend hop ina HHHHHHHHHHHHH 😂😂 hop inthe backs HH HHH HHH HEEEEEEE

Enough about your blorbos for a minute: who are your siblings’ blorbos? Reblog with your blorbos-in-law!

some kids came on the train and saw someone they knew hopping on yhe train at the next station. one of them goes "yo is that gay sam??" and im like ughhh. okay is that what we're doing. and then sam comes over and theyre like GAY SAM WHATS UPP and gay sam is like NOT MUCH IM GOODDD IM FRIED RIGHT NOWW and they were like classic sam. so. thats on me for assuming honestly

who remember vine 😂 that shit was funny or not, depending

ilove homosexuals i  love bisexuals  i love trans !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yayy ayyayy ayy Weare all sooo ocool

your silence on fresh basil pesto is deafening.

roommate is identifying pokemon on cries and i swear we're just hearing the same noise over and over

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