in the clerb cranking the zeppelin

My beloved mutuals are turning my 0 note flop posts into 1 note cult classics

I’m literally always saying this. U have to kill yourself to just look like some guy in a shirt

99% of dying empires stop their desperate military adventurism right before it succeeds brilliantly and propels them to a new 10,000-year golden age.

i like when people say that the universality of campbell's hero's journey only applies to western mythology/folklore. brother, i am going to hold your hand when i say this... it doesn't apply there too

walking around the dashboard at four in the morning stepping on all the creaking posts loud as fuck

“did the journal factory burn down” is funny but doesn’t reflect my true views which are i love to follow people who overshare every moment of their day

this post posits a utopian world where either of these parties would support feeding schoolchildren, making it a masterclass in "hopepunk"

real talk I think steampunk is kinda neat like sorta neat you'know like as a little touch of spice to a setting that shouldn't normally have that kinda stuff. like a robot arm here a gun there some contraptions elsewheres. like skies of arcadia levels of steampunk is pretty much ideal. but y'see ultimately I'm pro-steampunk as a concept. but real talk for a second if your setting has a place called "the clockwork [location or concept]" I'm gonna beat you to death with hammers.

Sounds like someone's just salty theyre stuck in my clockwork labyrinth again

I know you're laughing at me I can hear the sprockets on your brown tophat jingling and once I find my way out of here you're fucking toast dude

She took the sprockets to my steam machine she doin too much

i didnt oil my wingnut i just swooped and geared up

im getting sick of this.

she wears sneet snerts was clearly about cutting your arms off to become Rayman