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officialunitedstates

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free: pouring river water in your socks

evilscum-deactivated20160223

why would i do that lmao

officialunitedstates

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free

#old post

plantanarchy

still fuckin hate that “bee-free honey” that’s made from……… apples. bitch who you think sexed up those apples

nihilistwife

A farmer, by hand and with love and care

plantanarchy

wild bees still sexin em up when he’s not looking

nihilistwife

old mccuckhold had a farm it seems

#'wild bees still sexin them up when he's not looking' such an iconic phrase #old post

darkcomedies

when we say “in real life” this is a lie to protect us. it is all real. it is all real life.

#hm i've always loved this lyric but i tried to remember the last time i said 'in real life' to distinguish from Online and i can't recall #at this point in my life im probably the most offline i've been since i was like 16 but still i also think a seamless merge has occurred #somewhere in the 2020s with the pandemic we stopped distinguishing between real life. because the internet became real life. uh oh!

darkcomedies

when we say “in real life” this is a lie to protect us. it is all real. it is all real life.

#does everyone know this is a lyric from the chamber choir musical Octet. bc with the number of notes i don't think everyone does #octet #im so so excited for the lmm movie i mean i wish they got real theater cast and it was a proshot instead of casting movie actors who can #sing BUT i bet it will still be good bc the songs are good. sheryl lee ralph i know can sing she's from theater and i loved amanda seyfried #in the testament of ann lee but those men better have pipes too. i don't remember who else is in the cast lol

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setulose

The one thing about gender is that frankly my ideal gender situation has very little to do with me and infinitely more to do with everyone else on the earth who cannot be fuuuuuuuuucking cool about anything ever

parkchanwoohoo

I'm high as fuck at medieval times and trying so hard to look normal. My friend pointed at a QR code and went "What is the meaning of this Rune..." and I almost threw up trying not to laugh

parkchanwoohoo

Friends were doing a Bit where they boo the King and Queen bc they're antimonarchists and I got legit nervous like "Guys they're like RIGHT there, we're gonna get beheaded 😭😭😭" and when the servers showed up to sell glowy swords and stuff I sank into my seat like. "Omfgggg guys I told youuu"

parkchanwoohoo

They kept doing very immersive jeering like "DISHONORABLE" and "LET HIM TASTE YOUR STEEL!" and I started being like... guys this is so fucked up... This is people's lives...

#doing this for my birthday next year. or at least in the next 5 years when my friends have enough money that i can ask them to go on a #birthday trip with me where they have to pay in at least 75$

sailermoon

this is how new yorkers @ mamdani

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excitedrainbow

IT’S LITERALLY HAPPENING LMAOOOOO

#Whatever imagine having a mayor who actually cares abt the well being of your city and listening to its people.#i don't care. im not mad. Cherelle Parker come to fucking jesus challenge

westerberg

More celebrities need to say stuff like this

angelicguy

i bet girls hated it in 1902 cuz you would constantly go on dates w guys who are working on an invention to present at the world fair

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currentlycryingaboutlancelot

christopher nolan great gatsby where jay sits down by the pool before he’s shot and says “our roaring twenties are collapsing”

gardengnosticator

getting teary eyed thinking about gerda gottlieb's paintings of her wife after she transitioned

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narcissus-thee-squeekual

thing is, for a lot of these paintings it wasn’t “after” lily elbe’s transition. there was no after to it. the one op posted was painted in 1928. this was 2 years before lily legally changed her name and began undergoing revolutionary gender affirming procedures. unfortunately she died due to complications of an experimental uterine transplant in 1931.

up until that point, during the day lily continued to dress in masculine clothing and even attended galleries showing gottlieb’s paintings of her. which was kind of iconic. she got to stand in a room full of people who were marveling her beauty, not knowing she was right next to them. it must have been such a cute little secret for them as a couple.

here’s gerda and lilly together

not to mention that for most people there is no real “after” to a transition. especially for these trans historical figures who had to balance identity and safety at all times.

i think having a wife paint these portraits must have felt really amazing for lily. to be able to see herself through the eyes of someone who loved her. i’m very much seconding op on the getting teary eyed.

here are some of my favorite gottleib lily paintings

medievaljournalist

making a pilgrimage to tumblr & getting conned by a blogger claiming to sell scraps of the shroud of pjackk

innerchildabortionclinic

coffee makes you have to pee SO much i'm like maos wife over here

dantes-infernal-chili

I have to google something

innerchildabortionclinic

google will probably not help with this one I won't lie

feyburner

Man at my job just told me to “hold your little horsies just a little longer ☺️” about the task I’ve been waiting for him to complete or at the very least update me on for six weeks. Brendan, I will fuck your adult son. You’re gonna start seeing me at family Christmas. Horsies in tow.

#excellent delivery 10/10 this could be a standup clip

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apricops

as part of their ongoing boycott, Canada will no longer provide the US with totally real long-distance girlfriends who definitely exist

wizardarchetypes

i had to google "our age of bronze is collapsing" bc i thought you guys were shitting me. unfuckingbelievable.

#i want to see the movie just bc of that #so funny #guys... our Industrial Revolution is just beginning

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