in the clerb cranking the zeppelin

there’s a t-shirt that says “I survived a bad day and all I got was the rest of my life” and yeah I still think about it

making a pilgrimage to tumblr & getting conned by a blogger claiming to sell scraps of the shroud of pjackk

i do wonder how mamdani would have solved a problem like the green goblin

INTERNET ADS ARE CURRENTLY REALLY INTO PEDDLING MORMON SHIT TO ME. LITTLE DO THEY KNOW THE MORE THEY TRY TO MAKE ME MORMON THE LESS MORMON I GET. I AM BECOMING A MORMON BLACK HOLE

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free:  pouring river water in your socks

why would i do that lmao

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free

still fuckin hate that “bee-free honey” that’s made from……… apples. bitch who you think sexed up those apples

A farmer, by hand and with love and care

wild bees still sexin em up when he’s not looking

old mccuckhold had a farm it seems

The one thing about gender is that frankly my ideal gender situation has very little to do with me and infinitely more to do with everyone else on the earth who cannot be fuuuuuuuuucking cool about anything ever

I'm high as fuck at medieval times and trying so hard to look normal. My friend pointed at a QR code and went "What is the meaning of this Rune..." and I almost threw up trying not to laugh

Friends were doing a Bit where they boo the King and Queen bc they're antimonarchists and I got legit nervous like "Guys they're like RIGHT there, we're gonna get beheaded 😭😭😭" and when the servers showed up to sell glowy swords and stuff I sank into my seat like. "Omfgggg guys I told youuu"

They kept doing very immersive jeering like "DISHONORABLE" and "LET HIM TASTE YOUR STEEL!" and I started being like... guys this is so fucked up... This is people's lives...