in the clerb cranking the zeppelin

"It's nice to meet you all," she murmured and her violet orbs shone while she looked at them. "My name is Carmellia Sofia Azura McElroy. And I am your sister."

"But you are too beautiful to be our sister" said Justin looking at her with astonishment.

"I don't know how this could happen" said Griffin who was also astonished.

"Your eyes are as purple as my hair" said Travis (he was still dyeying his hair purple)

"It's true boys" said Clint. "Your mother and I had another child but she was lost when she was one year old. We never told you about her because we didn't want you to be sad that she was lost. But now after many years she has grown up into a beautiful young woman, and you can hear how amazing her voice is. Plus, she is so funny and hilarious. If we put her on the podcast everyone will want to listen."

"I don't want another person on the podcast" said Justin. But then Carmellia said "You mean you don't want another horse in the stable" and it was so funny that everyone busted out laughing hard.

"Okay it's true you are funny and your voice is so rich and good to listen to" said Griffin. "We will change the name of the podcast and make it so that you are on with us every week. It will be called My brother my bRother my SISTER and me!"

The dark wife: thriller, adapted into a Hulu original

The mailman’s niece = historical fiction

The mailman of Warsaw = also historical fiction but about war

The gate of wind = fantasy

The gate of wind and bones = young adult fantasy

A gathering of pelicans = mystery, part of a long running series that takes up a whole shelf at the library

The Group Project Partner Gambit = romance with a cartoon cover

cheryl: oh veronica how small minded of you dont you know the last heterosexual hag died in captivity in 2009 sensing the coming gagapocalypse she was not ready for

veronica: thats all well and good but i cant just start liking women i have a boyfriend if i am doomed to revive a dying art so be it long live the hetero hag

cheryl: but who are you hagging for its 201X ive scooped kevin up in my butterfly net and keep him in an ethical beekeeping sanctuary for endangered gay best friends hes here to support me hagging is no longer such a limited art of one straight girl supporting her gay best friend now the gay best friend says slay every time his lesbian overlord aka moi decapitates another guileless snooper that descends upon her family estate to feed they that sing in the maple trees you have to go gay ronnie theres simply nothing left for you