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motherfucker-somewhat-limited

#this is so scary what the fuck is ambien

bruzum

#FAV #there's nothing they can say to that

frontmansdog

there’s a t-shirt that says “I survived a bad day and all I got was the rest of my life” and yeah I still think about it

medievaljournalist

making a pilgrimage to tumblr & getting conned by a blogger claiming to sell scraps of the shroud of pjackk

#pjackk

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perfectday1972

i do wonder how mamdani would have solved a problem like the green goblin

#fav #zohran mamdani #idk maybe i'll need that tag in the future

garaks-padded-cell

INTERNET ADS ARE CURRENTLY REALLY INTO PEDDLING MORMON SHIT TO ME. LITTLE DO THEY KNOW THE MORE THEY TRY TO MAKE ME MORMON THE LESS MORMON I GET. I AM BECOMING A MORMON BLACK HOLE

garaks-padded-cell

FYYYOOOOOOOOGGHJMMMMMMMmGHHHHGGM RUMBLE RUMBLE

#omfg i keep getting mormon ads too #one of them on youtube is of this girl who they've styled very classic 2020 egirl but she also kind of looks like a who from whoville #i think she might be a homonculus crafted from salt lake silt to try and draw gooners into mormonism

ivy-saurs

randomly remembered this tweet and had to stop myself from bursting out laughing

#this is actually so good #tweets

officialunitedstates

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free: pouring river water in your socks

evilscum-deactivated20160223

why would i do that lmao

officialunitedstates

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free

#old post

plantanarchy

still fuckin hate that “bee-free honey” that’s made from……… apples. bitch who you think sexed up those apples

nihilistwife

A farmer, by hand and with love and care

plantanarchy

wild bees still sexin em up when he’s not looking

nihilistwife

old mccuckhold had a farm it seems

#'wild bees still sexin them up when he's not looking' such an iconic phrase #old post

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darkcomedies

when we say “in real life” this is a lie to protect us. it is all real. it is all real life.

#hm i've always loved this lyric but i tried to remember the last time i said 'in real life' to distinguish from Online and i can't recall #at this point in my life im probably the most offline i've been since i was like 16 but still i also think a seamless merge has occurred #somewhere in the 2020s with the pandemic we stopped distinguishing between real life. because the internet became real life. uh oh!

darkcomedies

when we say “in real life” this is a lie to protect us. it is all real. it is all real life.

#does everyone know this is a lyric from the chamber choir musical Octet. bc with the number of notes i don't think everyone does #octet #im so so excited for the lmm movie i mean i wish they got real theater cast and it was a proshot instead of casting movie actors who can #sing BUT i bet it will still be good bc the songs are good. sheryl lee ralph i know can sing she's from theater and i loved amanda seyfried #in the testament of ann lee but those men better have pipes too. i don't remember who else is in the cast lol

setulose

The one thing about gender is that frankly my ideal gender situation has very little to do with me and infinitely more to do with everyone else on the earth who cannot be fuuuuuuuuucking cool about anything ever

parkchanwoohoo

I'm high as fuck at medieval times and trying so hard to look normal. My friend pointed at a QR code and went "What is the meaning of this Rune..." and I almost threw up trying not to laugh

parkchanwoohoo

Friends were doing a Bit where they boo the King and Queen bc they're antimonarchists and I got legit nervous like "Guys they're like RIGHT there, we're gonna get beheaded 😭😭😭" and when the servers showed up to sell glowy swords and stuff I sank into my seat like. "Omfgggg guys I told youuu"

parkchanwoohoo

They kept doing very immersive jeering like "DISHONORABLE" and "LET HIM TASTE YOUR STEEL!" and I started being like... guys this is so fucked up... This is people's lives...

#doing this for my birthday next year. or at least in the next 5 years when my friends have enough money that i can ask them to go on a #birthday trip with me where they have to pay in at least 75$

sailermoon

this is how new yorkers @ mamdani

sailermoon

excitedrainbow

IT’S LITERALLY HAPPENING LMAOOOOO

#Whatever imagine having a mayor who actually cares abt the well being of your city and listening to its people.#i don't care. im not mad. Cherelle Parker come to fucking jesus challenge

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westerberg

More celebrities need to say stuff like this

angelicguy

i bet girls hated it in 1902 cuz you would constantly go on dates w guys who are working on an invention to present at the world fair

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