may fortune favor the foolish

did you know avoidance only makes all of your problems worse. no one has ever discovered this before

I've suspected this for a long time but I usually try not to think about it

cabbages and onions are fighting to the death behind the grocery every night unseen by anyone

誰にも見られずキャベツとタマネギが毎晩八百屋の裏で死ぬまで戦ってる

les choux et les onions se battent à la mort derrière l'épicerie chaque nuit invisibles à tous

每天晚上卷心菜和洋葱藏在杂货店后边互相战斗至死

Kobis-kobis dan bawang-bawang mempertaruh nyawa bertarungan di hujung dalam kedai runcit setiap malam tanpa disedari sesiapa

setiap malam para kubis dan bawang bombay bertarung sampai mati di belakang toko kelontong tanpa ada yang melihat

repolhos e cebolas estão travando lutas até a morte toda noite atrás do supermercado sem serem vistos por ninguém

Los repollos y las cebollas se pelean a muerte atrás del almacén todas las noches cuando nadie mira

de kolen en de uien vechten tot de dood achter de kruidenier, door ieder ongezien

tá cabáistí agus oinniúin ag troid go bás taobh thiar an siopa grósaera gach oíche nach bhfeictear ag duine ar bith

зелето и лукът се бият до смърт зад магазина всяка вечер, беc никои дa види

Jede Nacht kämpfen die Kohlköpfe und Zwiebeln um Leben und Tod hinter dem Laden und keiner sieht's.

Brassicae et caepes omnibus invisi retro popinam de vita dimicant cotidie nocte

กะหล่ำปลีกับหัวหอมสู้กันสุดชีวิตทุกคืนหลังตลาดห่างไกลจากสายตาผู้คน

mae bresych a nionod yn ymladd hyd farwolaeth y tu ôl i'r siop lysiau bob nos heb i neb eu gweld

never take for granted the moments when you’re not nauseous

Cocoa powder loooves spilling on the counter when I'm trying to be so careful

cocoa powder and powdered sugar are beautiful sisters whos prefered habitats are in order: the air , the countertop you just cleaned, and y our lungs ☝️

Asking Americans specifically: reblog and put in the tags how do you make tea.

“what is the target audience of this post” what?????? does your diary have a target audience

i can handle one (1) Event™ per day. whether it be a phone call, an appointment, trip to the grocery store, play date with a friend, etc. only one, that's it. any more than that and i am Stressed

Maybe the most damming thing about Nolans odyssey is i haven’t seen a single gifset from it

Oh easy mistake. Yearning actually rises from the floor and longing hangs from the ceiling

reading this as someone who does cross stitch but is scared of the other kinds of embroidery is like overhearing an incredibly tall and buff person say they have beef with Mr. Tom, the kitten that chills at the bookstore

FUCK Mr. Tom and his stupid little fluffy tail ok. And his little charted designs.

Okay, but this neglects the true villain of embroidery stitches: the French knot

Don't you dare malign my girl again

Ok the french knot is very useful but it is a BITCH to do it consistently

We talk about how this website’s hate mail game is insane, but this might just be a new level

"skill issue" made entirely from French knots is a next level roast. no coming back from that one. damn

You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

Reblog to materialize $250,000 in prev's bank account

saw someone including "Mandate of Heaven" as one of those christian terms tumblr likes to use to sound profound. which i get where you're coming from but t☝️hat one is chinese