Muffin's Magic Manor

@imamagicmuffin

I love tumblr because somehow I can end up being mutuals with a celebrity (someone that wrote a fic that I loved)

Sometimes having an OC is like "this character is an outlet for my insecurity and trauma" and sometimes it's like "this character is an outlet for my love of vampires :)". Sometimes it's both

Sometimes you think it's "this character is an outlet for my love and nothing more :)" and then you look it over later like "shit. product of the deepest depths of my soul again"

oh sick someone paved this whole road with good intentions. i wonder where it leads

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

would be remiss not to mention that the rainbow notably straight up just removed the trans flag colors from it. like they’re gone. it’s the progress flag minus the trans flag colors.

hey staff what the fuck

hey staff don't you think you're being too on-the-nose

as a time loop lover, I just want to talk about how fucked up it is when the loop becomes home. when you don't want to leave. when whatever you did to deserve being stuck becomes what you would give to stay. when the story ends in tragedy but at least there's a story to tell. when the fear of the future becomes greater than the madness of the monotony. when the animal has no choice but to love the cage. when every day is all there is. to know how it ends and still to begin to sing it again, as if it might turn out this time. life in a box is better than no life at all.

there should be like an opposite of love triangles but for hate. hate triangle where two people both want to be the third guy's worst enemy and ruin his entire life and each other's about it.

there should be more polycules founded entirely on mutual disgust and loathing

[ID: An edit of the Ikea logo to say "Mimikea" End ID]

Necromancer to their friend in the Mimikea parking lot: hey, you wanna see something really funny?

big shoutout to the gas station near my house which is running a deal on energy drinks and thought the best way to express this on their large LED sign was to make it read BANG MONSTER 2/$5

update: you'll be pleased to know that they rethought their sign and have changed it to read MONSTER BANG 2/$5

Monster bang inflation 😵‍💫

monster bang inflation 🥺🥺🥺