Machinot

There should be YouTube pee where it’s like YouTube poop but really high pitched and everything’s washed out and yellow

I would take a job pushing the Sisyphus rock if it paid 20 an hour and I could wear my headphones

Yeah can I get the cake slice combo with a side of cookies and a large chocolate milk? To go please

Could a stereotypical Italian and a stereotypical Italian American fall in love? And could they both be men perhaps

words that end with f have to have 2 Fs because a single F doesn’t have the stopping power to end a word. Like cliff or stuff. The F only stands on one single leg, it doesn’t have the friction to the ground like the W in claw, and it’s also a soft consonant, unlike letters like T

Hello judges today i will prepare for you the worlds pinkest chicken cooked on the worlds hottest Fucking electric stove

Some of the shit we learned in school just never gets utilized in real life. Biology? Social studies?? Sex Ed??? Lunch????